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Kobe famously said he stopped at 81 out of respect for Wilt. Or because 81 is a cube. I forget now.

Tying anything to do with trans people to voting is just pathetic. He knows he can't win without inspiring hate. Fuck him and all who support him.

Guess it'll be back to foraging for morels instead of tracking chips.

Only the highest achievers in a meritocratic system can claim nepotism as an advantage!

All recent Pam Bondi photos are fit for horror movie posters.

Sans Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise references, seems legit.

Mother Nature would heave yielded the same thing at a fraction of the cost.

I dunno. The Cannonball Run was a product of a period in which southern culture was in vogue. MAGA's prominence already covers that. But if you talking about a celebratory post-MAGA event...

Dick Cheney: "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators"

We are blessed to live in the time of the chosen one.

All venues should name the surcharges in Trump's honor.

Next time, it'll have to be in Eastover, formerly known as Del-Ray.

That's true but the fact that he cowers from chalk is hilarious.

How often does someone lose a bowling ball near the top?

Just wait until the church swings into action...

It's a lock for a Trump-Kennedy Center Honor.

How is "Unduly Familiar" not a song title yet?

Looking forward to The April Fool's Day article on the monster brawl that followed the event. @alexandriabrief.com

One man's threat...

I'd expect a staunch anti-vaxxer to have more respect for "step on a crack, break your mama's back".

I hope Bernie likes this one, then you repeat like barber shop mirrors..

Reminder that vaccination is as much about denying a disease the chance to spread to people that cannot get vaccinated yet. It is as much--maybe more--a thing you do for your community as a thing you do for yourself

He earned that right. A lot of planning went into executing the perfect photo op.

Just so I am tracking, which do you support, the Nazi tattoo guy or the poor (D) leadership?

@schumer.senate.gov hand the reins over to @warren.senate.gov please.

Cowards, like the mullahs, fire missiles from schools and hospitals.

Strong, tough men, like Hegseth, direct the firing of missiles at schools and hospitals.

Is that what he is saying?

Hopefully some of the reflexive (D) defenders are paying attention instead of shaking their fists furiously at the (R) clouds. This kind of stuff has to go.

This version would have been more honest.