Lizzie

Anyway now I know why Roza has to escort you to Elios all the time. The toddler cacti are ruthless

I'm going back to sun haven bc like it's impossible for getting killed by a toddler cactus ambush to be frustrating

I want to take a zero on the box stack

I never saved mine for actual poor performances and always used them on zeros I took when I didn't feel like doing the assignment 🤣

You should get to skip 3 in the game like dropping your lowest homework assignments in school

This concludes my annual attempt. I quit at the temple w the stack of cage-ish boxes bc that big flat thing kept knocking them over and I wanted to punt my switch through the wall

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

If they made a pokemon cozy life sim there's no reason why we can't have a Zelda cozy life sim

i love this for her

Noem is going to another job within the Federal government. Not prison.

Medicare advantage plans are such a freaking racket and elderly people shouldn't be tricked into this shit only to find out later than Humana won't pay for their Eliquis

2) that each nursing unit (and most homes too) had a takeout menu drawer and you all decided where you wanted to order from and then the unit secretary or charge nurse or takeout initiator would get everyone's orders and call it in then you'd settle up w cash or bring cash next time

1) blue book exams in college where a stack was passed out with a test of medium length and full essay questions and you had to answer them by projectile vomiting all your thoughts into the booklet and your hand would cramp every time

2 things that I had to explain to young coworkers today:

he genuinely posts about Zohran as if he's his Marxist son

Their lives are precious. How dare these people treat human beings this way

people not in Texas, let’s get ready to open our wallets to whatever grassroots orgs are helping voters navigate this fucking bullshit (media campaigns, carpools and transport, door knocking, whatever is needed)

this fuckery cannot stand

i love the handful of people responding to this to say that Dunks is bad coffee

i don't think they understand that New Englanders' affection for Dunks is only incidentally related to the quality of their products

Last night I had a dream that my friend and I beaded a cover for my other friend's bird's cage and today the bird is sick and has to go to the vet 👀

I think I love memoirs bc there's no world building 😂😭

The library hold for the first wheel of time book was like 12 weeks so 100% I have to get this done in 21 days before my loan expires. I am neither a fast reader nor a fantasy reader. This will require a miracle

How often are these AHA vendors checking their equipment bc it's basically just RQI in the hospital but if you have the misfortune of being a travel nurse you gotta go to these outside certifiers and I swear it's a late stage capitalism money hustle

If you were choking on a baseball it would be easier to bag you than it was to bag this dummy

It was worse than bagging someone w ARDS

It literally is easier to bag a real life person w airway edema than it was to bag this dummy