that's it that's the saying now.
06.03.2026 18:15
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that's it that's the saying now.
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This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.
It's needed to bookend the capitalised "To", providing structure and balance to the sentence
Not sure I've heard a more wankily offensive and blatantly confected term than 'exquisite class' weaponry, in the context of this unprovoked attack which has summarily snuffed 170 innocent schoolchildren at a stroke, and God knows how many others.
The Trumpian paradox: arse, but bottomless.
absolutely love me a gas powered hot water cylinder that suckers me into a supposedly hot shower to then reveal that for the second day in a row it has tired of all this tedious water heating malarkey, 10/10 hot water cylinder, no notes
you keep this up imma rip you a new pilot light
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
Piglet's last thought, as Christopher Robin approached with the knife, was that he'd always wanted to have money - but not like this.
It has been demonstrated that a successfully-launched SpaceX rocket can boost a spacesuited figure, strapped into a Tesla convertible, to a Mars-crossing orbit
What we don't yet know is whether the same approach would work with a spacesuited figure confined within a cybertruck
Iceland the clear winner among these, not only for highest median wealth but also for least disparity between median and mean
replacing any of these maroons with a baby penguin would be a happy feat
In hindsight, Leia should have delegated that action to someone else tbh. As a close relative of Luke, she has a clear conflict of interest here.
Was Mon Mothma unavailable?
At the end of A New Hope, Leia gives Luke and Han their employee badges and lanyards. Chewie is a contractor who has to be signed in. #canon
Guardian headline: “Bob Carr, ‘a masterpiece’ and a hornet queer fantasy”
And this, kids, is why we need Oxford commas…
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
The Who, 'The Punk and the Godfather' (Townsend),
on 'Quadrophenia' (Track Records/MCA, 1973)
*plays West Side Story cast recording*
She's run up the airplane bedding and gone to join the choir.
augustales told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: "do you want to dig holes in the garden?" and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden. ruffboijuliaburnsides my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It's your people! ...do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together? me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe...? mycroftrh These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement. autie-girl-power Only if you get caught
So true 🤣
existennialmemes The Ides of March approaches and it's making me very sentimental for the concept of large scale organizing to address a shared problem.
"I'll have the roadkill stomp platter, thanks."
Not all heroes wear capes
(but totally no judgment if you do)
I have fleetingly been the width of one Chinese bodyguard away from Xi Jinping
RFK Jr's influence is pernicious.
I tell people that if the government is covering up the existence of aliens, NASA is absolutely not involved, because astrobiologists can't keep a secret to save their lives
Easy-to-Remember Conversion Chart Gallons to Litres 1 Gallon = 1 Litre Pounds to Kilos 1 Pound = 1 Kilo Fahrenheit to Celcius 1°F = 1°C Inches to Centimetres 1 Inch = 1 Centimetre Feet to Metres 1 Foot = 1 Metre Miles to Kilometres 1 Mile = 1 Kilometre
Here's a universal conversion chart that's very easy to remember. Hopefully it proves useful
eclipse weather canberra yes please and thank you
go on, rain some more, you know you want to
the perfect end to a perfect day
the computer is NOT conscious. until you put googly eyes on it
although I suppose your thesis does explain why all poetry is written in English, since 'warp' and 'weft' are just nonsense words in those other languages
if the metre is strict and 'warp and weft' just will not work, 'betimes' may suffice