It's me, I'm Sheridan

I can't decide if I love this or hate it

(oprah voice) YOU GET A MARPOLE, YOU GET A MARPOLE, YOU GET A MARPOLE

Ilyoplax deschampsi dancing on a muddy bank around Ariake Sea, Japan.
有明海北部で見られるハラグクレチゴガニのウェービングです。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate

Sharing so I remember to do this!

Peter Dutton on his way to give a speech after losing the Australian election. Behind him is a TV with the tickertape bar reading "SIGNIFICANT DEFEAT"

this is art, thank you peter dutton

My god how has this been ten years. Lest we forget indeed

Easter is just pastel Halloween.

Bully: Hey Columbia, gimme your lunch money.
Columbia: Here you go. (He'll leave us alone now, right?)

Bully: Gimme a year's lunch money, Columbia.
Columbia: OK, here you go.

Bully: Hey Harvard, gimme two year's lunch money.
Harvard: No.

Bully: Uh... that lunch money request was an accident.

A small cat huddled furtively into a loaf on a reusable shopping bag

@cariad.bsky.social see, Eliot got a gift too!

A coloured engraving of a detail from a mosaic showing a crab set diagonally with claws pointing towards upper right. On the body between the claws are two features like eyes, while the curved lines of tesserae on the body make it look as if the crab is smiling, with the 'mouth' left uncoloured.

For #MosaicMonday, one of the most personable crabs imaginable. He was in a delightful marine environment, probably around a lost figure of Neptune, under what is now Gloucester House in Dyer Street, Cirencester.
#AncientBlueSky 🏺

It's just infuriating, isn't it? Haha

Sometimes I get so mad that practising a skill makes me better at it.

I'm so good at reading about things, that should be enough! What do you mean I have to actually do it a bunch of times to be good at it?!

The concept of April Fools seems increasingly outdated and quaint in an era of 'all lies all the time' ubermendacity.

We're trapped in Perma-April and all of us Fools, ad infinitum.

Congratulations or something

Whoops!

Turns out not skiing for two years and then going to an unfamiliar mountain after a day of work and in foggy snowy weather is challenging, who could have foreseen this? (But I still got here and did some skiing, so I'm still calling it a win)

Your point stands regardless

People clinging to the idea that fascists can be converted if they’re reminded that fascism won’t serve their economic interests are still buying the ‘economic disenfranchisement’ narrative that helped them secure power.

Their interest all along was fascism.

Men seem to be under the mistaken impression that women need them more than they need women, and the rage at childless cat ladies and women in the workplace is because it gives lie to that idea.

Well that's interesting!

Mermaid. A regular mermaid. Reverse mermaid. A mermaid with the fish half on top and the lady part on the bottom. Composite mermaid. Upper left quarter is woman, upper right quarter is fish. Right bottom corner is woman. Right left corner is fish. Fish. A regular Fish.

A pixelated meme showing speakers, computers and kiosk machines, covered by the cancellation symbol. The text reads: all robot and computers must shut the hell up To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to. And I will never speak to you. I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk. I am a divine being, you are an object. You have no right to speak in my holy tongue.

As a former robotics engineer, shut the fuck off, robots.

🙃

What happens on medieval pilgrimage, stays on medieval pilgrimage The idiom used by rugby teams, rock bands, and Las Vegas holidaymakers can also be applied to 14th and 15th century pilgrims on their religious journeys. We’ve got surviving souvenirs to show for it.

I chatted to Amy Freeborn at Free Range History about sexy pilgrimage badges, because they are fun and I am fun and it is fun. Check it out:
freerangehistory.substack.com/p/what-happe...

Tumblr users did something unhinged again Read to the end for Baja Blast on toast

Aria rejected a song that remixed slurs from a workplace training video from being charted in Australia.

I was cynical about the song but it's very funny. www.garbageday.email/p/tumblr-use...

Associated Press barred from Oval Office for not using ‘Gulf of America’ Agency says its reporter wasn’t allowed into event in effort to ‘punish’ style guide on upholding use of Gulf of Mexico

“Today we were informed […] that if AP did not align its editorial standards with […] Trump’s executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico […], AP would be barred from accessing an event in the Oval Office. This afternoon AP’s reporter was blocked” from attending the event www.theguardian.com/...

... I'm not a doctor, but that doesn't sound like enough sleep

Yesssssss big vibes

That's so cute. I reckon you could take bow off if you weren't feeling it, it'll just be tack stitched on

Look at these weird little gremlins