Quotes of Duke

Devolver Digital? Who the hell are those clowns?

Come net some!

I've got gauls of peel

The post man has not arrived with my rubber ball!

My single "the balls have dropped" is available on my Voogle, Voogle+ and springyoing page

I have throats to shoot

I remembered my password

*chews really loud* ...WHAT? Can't a man eat his nuts in peace? Ugh...

Somebody's poisoned the water hole...and by waterhole I mean my godamn Toilet! Damn...

Those damn frogs are licking my balls again!

You got a glock in your rari, I got a Cock in my Rari.

Too much water? Pee.
Too much coffee? Poo.
Life has always been a game of pick your posion.

I'm a world champion at pocket pool!

It's time to...uh...Damn... I forgot what time it is....

My names Duck Nuckem, I got bills of steel! 🕶🦆

I eat balls for breakfast!

I am both pissed off and in my pants

How do I speak cursive? That shit seems so fruity!

Time to adopt a baby horse!

Fuck you mother nature! I'm going to starve myself of water!

The government doesn't want you to know that Criminal minds with the horror and drama removed is a cop comedy...

shit a log, called it my dukey nukey

It's time to cock and roll!

Who the hell is "Goat Ed"???

*sniff sniff* Ugh Damn... what smells like burnt pizza and demons around here?

Squeezing my hog...vroom vroom

Aliens? Babes? But what about alien babes? As long as they don't look like Ms Piggy I'll fuck it!

I'm gonna beat the living tar out of you and then turn that tar into gasoline for my super sweet hot rod!

Who tooted on my grandma's grave? You sick fucks!

Shut up babe, you Don't know nothing about Skylanders lore!