Edaureen The Ninth (a.k.a Doreen Sheridan)

Touchline T * @TouchlineX X.com BREAKING: Something INCREDIBLE happened during Munster vs Hertha Berlin. There was a possible penalty for Hertha Berlin, and they sent the referee to the screen to review it. At that moment, the local fans invaded the pitch and stole the VAR cable. The referee couldn't see the play, so the VAR official had to decide, and they awarded the penalty, which ended up being a goal.

Found a new way to prevent video review in the 2.Bundesliga.

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

Part of Trump’s mass appeal (and of why he’s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstool’s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.

This is why Costco got my damn money and Target hasn't seen my Black azz since; stand up for something positive and don't be stupid, it's the bare minimum.

When will God give them a "GAME OVER"?🤔

my mama is a luminous goddess and I love her very much!!

#art #artsky

One thing Trump has done is imbue one of his core beliefs into government practice: frivolous legal actions are powerful.

Threaten to sue someone. Actually sue them! He did this a lot as a businessman. Now DOJ does it. Does not matter if they lose - the legal hassles imposed are the punishment.

Shondaland insiders apparently way more ethical than Trump's inner circle of kleptocrats.

And account named fuckz1os has added me to the "greater Israel" feed list. (and can go fuck themselves with 20 grit sandpaper)

Definitely can't imagine why so many of my friends who have Israeli family are increasingly paranoid about saying it. You know, if simply having family meets your definition of "zionist" while knowing nothing about their or my politics, you're actually just an antisemite.

Yes what frickin' cowards for not taking to the streets while the US and Israel are bombing the crap out of the country and even promising a big increase in the bombing. Just F these guys.

oh people don’t want to be out in the streets? the streets that are being bombed? those streets?

For this year’s International Women’s Day, let me put it as simply as possible: Men should be glad we want equality — not revenge.

This plus reading the ALT text 😂😂😂😂

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

Crypto remains the safest way to store your wealth unless of course an ex cop decides to break into your house and handcuff you and beat the information out of you to transfer himself $200k of your funny money and also steal your jewelry & cash

Tarrio and the Proud Boys were also found liable for vandalizing a historic Black church in DC and ordered to pay $3 million for violating the KKK Act, FACE Act, and other civil rights laws.

Screenshot of video of children burning Lionel Messi jerseys

When I watched a smiling Lionel Messi applauding Trump’s cartoon villain bloodlust, I thought about Muhammad Ali going on international television to deliver his poem condemning the Attica prison massacre, telling the world that fascists would never conquer the human spirit.

People who love war are sociopaths.

he just makes mouth noises until he gets the response he’s looking for and people report them as if they mean something

The band definitely doesn't care but you know how some people who call themselves fans like to gatekeep

I really enjoyed the sequels as well, so I got to prolong the magic for at least a few more days 😅

1:19:00 or so in: oh no

oh NO

To the tune of Raspberry Beret:
🎶ROUND PEBBLE BIDET!🎶

Happy birthday to all the international women today

Queen Charlotte from Bridgerton in a surprisingly modest wig, with a cup of tea, reading a Lady Whistledown pamphlet and looking annoyed.

If you didn't already know that Polymarket and Kalshi are dude-saturated spaces, well you absolutely do when you check and see there's no one betting on who's now writing as Lady Whistledown at the end of season four.

I remember when it was just "don't put on the band T-shirt that you just bought at the merch table" because it gave first-timer vibes

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

You deserve to treat yourself to a Good Day. It doesn’t have to be tomorrow, but sometime soon you should take a whole day and do something fun or uneventful, whatever makes it a Good Day. DO IT DO IT DO IT

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.