Brad in TKPK

god i love when other US government officials go “ok when the president said this really clear thing he actually meant something totally different. this is what those words actually mean somehow” it’s so cool

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

“Many many dig dig” going to use that elsewhere, out of context.

I have one of those in my family. The messinger family donated land for the cemetery because they needed it first (RIP. ggggggrandma).

But “Seder” oh wait.

Living the fucking dream #blessed

I doubt my cousin Brian is as riveting an orator Barack Obama, but we all were hyper-attentive when he was talking about the time my pappy started a farm to sell worms to supplement makers, after Pap read they put it in protein powder they sell at GNC or some shit.

“I DO NOT want to go to JAIL! I’ve been criming like CRAZY like no one has ever SEEN before! Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

I guess u have to cover it back up, but…

She could still [redacted].

Hardly any have the orange blob any more.

Maybe she will [redacted]. YOU CAN DO IT, CONDI!

Is that interior space made out of a car? But this person didn’t realize was that before? Wild.

YESSSSS

Apurv Mumbai, India • 7m ago After trying to get through this crossword I realised that throwing myself off a cliff, repeatedly banging my head on a rock, deliberately falling down a flight of 500 stairs, and calling the devil through an Ouija board seemed like less torturous options than this absolute hellhole of obscure trivia and no decent crossing entries to help. This crossword was so bland that a glass of water tasted like aged scotch to me. A puzzle so bad that I would rather eat an entire charred truck tire than try to complete it. The setters need to realise that trying to outsmart their audience is not the goal. It is to let them have fun while deciphering the clues. And the total snobs who feel this crossword was "the greatest" just because it was hard are the real scums of this planet, much more than the setter. I want a word challenge, not a mesh of obscure trivia that makes even the most duplicitous backstabbers seem like the bestest of friends. Dude, seriously, please, make a good crossword, not this pile of horse excreta that you are trying to masquerade as a "great" crossword. Reply Recommend ..•

A comment on today’s NYT crossword

I like that he gets around to blaming Jalen Rose.

“Them Elohims”

Nice, required engagement with community colleges.

SB 869 Economic Development - Maryland Workforce Launch Pilot Program - Establishment "Establishing the Maryland Workforce Launch Pilot Program in the Department of Commerce to provide customized, no-cost workforce training as a business attraction tool, to recruit strategic industries and qualified business entities to the State; requiring the Department to partner with not more than two community colleges in the State to deliver training services; etc."

SB 869 from Sen. Alonzo Washington would establish the "Md. Workforce Launch Pilot Program" within the Dept. of Commerce: mgaleg.maryland.gov/mgawebsite/L...

Lol

Trump lost jobs to distract us from the higher prices

CSPAN @cspan . @SpeakerJohnson after House blocked War Powers Resolution: "We're not at war, we have no intention at being at war. The president and the Department of Defense have made it very clear, this is a limited operation."

Darkly funny he had enough self-awareness to revert to "Department of Defense" here.

The old route to Bethesda: the East-West Whyway?

As in why did we do it that way for so long?

Good morning to everyone who, when the @purplelinemd.bsky.social finally opens, will never go by car on the Beltway to/from College Park ever again.

Every day we stray further from god.

“I guess.”

“What the fuck, Claude?”

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

Is your job a…

Is your love life a…

Is your family a…

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!