Welcome to the Year Twenty Twenty-Sucks

so the cancer's writing legislative language now, is it?

Markwayne Tombob?

if you're not important enough to have someone in your life tell you not to talk to isaac chotiner when he calls, you're simply not an important person.

*is this

i'm not sure where they're going with "make the CEOs eat shit on camera," this CEO mukbang?

this shit being legal while i can't gamble american dollars from my computer in NY state pisses me off something fierce

doomscrolling is fun and everyone needs to do more of it!

We fundamentally reject the right of self-defense against ourselves.

being honest, i kinda feel like we're all about a month away from having to sell dick pics online

he's the unforced error that keeps on giving

*pulling hair out in clumps screaming* JOHN MCCAIN GAVE US SARAH PALIN, HE WAS NOT A FUCKING TEMPLATE!

also, i'm stoned and sitting at my desk, so i keep remembering to "switch back to the work desktop" except i'm not at work today.

i've got a package out for delivery and i don't know exactly what it is, so that's exciting.

probably sports cards.

i'd like to see foreign headlines treating this like the abrahamic death cult bullshit that it is. Something like a Singapore Times headline reading "CHRISTOPATHS ATTACK MOHAMMEDAN FANATICS AT BEHEST OF ZIONISTS" would be framed and on my wall forever.

apparently, we and israel punched iran and now iran is hitting dubai with a stick that looks suspiciously like a Board of Peace

lol trump's gonna pack the court womp womp

For proof that the 2 party system is a silly “us vs them” sham to distract, look no further than B Clinton making everyone rich, balancing the budget, AND being unable to keep his dick in his pants but still being despised by the gop which supports all 3 of those platforms

This guy sucks.

used waterbeds happened

i think someone said being in a coma was "honk-pilled shoo-maxxing" and i think that's as far as it needs to go

i will say that the worst part of having a TIA during winter break is missing most of winter break.

"stabbed? in the back, you say? by who? foreign interests and a small group of partisans? my word!"

Dems do need better leadership, but i think this is one where you just let him blow himself up first and then take your shots during the cleanup

he's a sports ragebaiter

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

Hell yea

Yeah it is a moral panic but in this case that's the appropriate reaction. A moral panic is "a widespread feeling of fear that some evil person or thing threatens the values, interests, or well-being of a community or society." That's what's happening for real.

i'm so stoned that i didn't realize this until someone else mentioned it. i was thinking about it like a pile of gyro meat on a pizza crust, like that was a normal meal.

i have to stop eating alone all the time.

eh, gimme a twenty ounce soda and a fork. if i could get *some* sauce, that would be great, but i ain't picky.