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@awetwooloo

Genderfluid Gremlin (They/she). Biotechnologist, Masters in Environmental Engineering. I make Sex Toys.πŸ”ž MDNI. 30/Pan. Poly Lesbian. AuDHD as fuck. πŸ’Š01/10/2020 Sadistic Mommy. Pet owner (The large bipedal kind). Proud mommy of @sluttyemmy.bsky.social

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Welp, Protonmail just lost its reason to exist.

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A mistake, forged into a triumph πŸ₯°

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guess who put a 5.2 cm plug inside themselves today?

ngl I need practice

but this is the biggest I've ever gone

01.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Apollo with the dodgeball of prophecy

Apollo with the dodgeball of prophecy

Years ago in another life I gave a guest lecture at The Hague warning β€œAI weapons” could be invoked to remove accountability for war crimes from the chain of command. I said β€œthere are no autonomous weapons, only unsupervised ones,” and sadly it seems I was cooking with that one

01.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 3356 πŸ” 685 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 19

my favorite part about this whole debacle is that hegseth has apparently never heard of "know thy enemy"

27.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THAT WAS YOU???

27.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the teaching equivalent of people who work in marketing. Actively making the world worse for everyone for little to no personal gain

26.02.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I fundamentally do not respect religion teachers as actual teachers btw. Go teach actually useful stuff like Art, Philosophy, Language or STEM

26.02.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why do all religion teachers look like fucking pedophiles?

oh

wait-

26.02.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

my mistake. I wrote the list while still half asleep from waking up

26.02.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah sorry

absolutely my bad

26.02.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

trans people wouldn't be under the threat we are if more nazis got Kirked on sight

26.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, I'm mostly confused
not that The Rookie isn't funny, but it is copaganda (for the LAPD, no less) at the end of the day

26.02.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's not merely "funny"

it is hilarious and something to be celebrated and replicated with other fucking nazis

26.02.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why charlie kirks murder is funny: he said gun deaths were worth it to protect 2A. Then died by guns.

It's basic comedy.

"I will never drink milk." Cut to man drinking milk.

Also he was a shitty person whose politics caused material harm. So. I care about him as much as he cared about others.

26.02.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
Kevin Nguyen
@knguyen
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Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
β€’ a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
Delete
Edit event Β»
5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" β€’ a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event Β» 5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

26.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 5062 πŸ” 835 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 21

with how rapidly parts of the US and canada are moving to criminalize transition now is a better time than ever to get linked into the diy networks and also please do not post about them in public too much

26.02.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 990 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

I mean, I agree with you about copaganda, but they have plenty of non binary people as cast.

Vic, Ally, Persephone, Jiavadi and Erika come to mind off the top of my head

26.02.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like living in a world where accusing my political opponents of being pedophilic baby raping cannibals (or a supporter of them) is something that is factually accurate

26.02.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the right's propaganda against trans people has been one of their most successful campaigns as of late. it's been so obviously astroturfed, so clearly manufactured. but they have useful toadies like singal who gets opinion pieces in the NYT to convince the liberals it's okay

26.02.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 2036 πŸ” 333 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 7

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

26.02.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 7298 πŸ” 2547 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 118

This!

Cis folks need to put up or shut up when it comes to supporting trans rights
If you platform a single politician who isn't vocally AND actionably working to protect and further trans rights you don't get to claim any kind of authority on who should be in power

If you don't agree, unfollow me

26.02.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

only four?

25.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you do not fight at the barricade of trans healthcare you will fight at the barricade of the most stigmatized medication you are on and you will do it with fewer experienced allies because you left trans people to die.

25.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 903 πŸ” 404 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 12
dog holding a gun towards the viewer. textr reads "Dirty Sanchez"

dog holding a gun towards the viewer. textr reads "Dirty Sanchez"

El poder del perro

25.02.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

demasiado tarde en mi opiniΓ³n

25.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is so many of y'all rn

25.02.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 7112 πŸ” 2383 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 36

espero que haya sufrido

sΓ© que nos estΓ‘ mirando desde abajo mientras arde πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

25.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you can tell a lot of them are single children because they are 13+ but the concept of "consequences" seems to wholly escape them

25.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"you can't take my laptop away!!!" shut up and sit down you spoiled brat, you're lucky I'm not calling your parents or talking to your homeroom teacher about your shitty attitude

25.02.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1