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NASA contractor, very dad.

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I get it's parody, but I'm also a pedant, and F1 cars always slow down before the end of a straight. It's called braking.

11.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YES

11.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The weirdos are out in force

11.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My shell of choice right here

11.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking to sell some used Florsheims

10.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, that's my kill phrase!

10.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

meta pervert glasses all the way down

10.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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meet VAC Bob!

10.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

People reminding me about achewood in 2026

10.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If he was such a good guy, why did he change his name?

10.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unpopular opinion: No

10.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, yeah, there's protecting yourself from people arguing in bad faith, but if you can't even respond to the slightest pushback on your Grand Truth, you can't really expect anyone to be on board with you.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a big fan of when people make statements in favor or against something that are just {SOME_ABSOLUTE} and when you question it at all they say "I'm not going to debate it, {SOME_ABSOLUTE} is just unquestionably true and that's the end of my argument"

10.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

NOT ENOUGH red

10.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I clearly remember the blockchain bros back in 2018 on the expo floor doing the "you can use your sword from game A and trade it on game B" spiel and being shut down by every dev that explained how that would not work as intended from every angle possible.

Tweet vs Reality coming in fast.

10.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you hacking a baby in utero?

10.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got carried away, but it did make me happy.

#b3d #gameart #lowpoly

09.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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My least favourite thing to do in xgen is braids, so naturally I'm torturing myself with doing a braid heavy hairstyle (very early wip)

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is going to be a parade isn't it.

1.66 miles is barely longer than Lime Rock.

0.40 mile straight.

09.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is a "duh" thing with Youtube compression and small screen and all that, but Marathon looks WAY better on my PC than any of the gameplay videos I watched of it.

09.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Outersloth Contract | Innersloth - Creators of Among Us and The Henry Stickmin Collection! Hello!

πŸ’°THE OUTERSLOTH CONTRACT πŸ’°

We just released the FULL contract and terms that all our games sign!

We hope this challenges the status quo of what you see out there.

In a nutshell:
πŸ’Έ Pre-recoup 50/50
πŸ’Έ Post-recoup 15/85
πŸ’Έ Terms after 7 years

www.innersloth.com/the-outerslo...

09.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 1060 πŸ” 343 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 43

I've got Marathon, Foxhole, and Over the Top: WW1, so I really don't need anything else in my life for a while.

09.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#ThisIsWhatAGameDevLooksLike I'm Emma Kidwell, a writer and narrative designer who's currently looking for full time work! emmkid.info 🫑

09.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No offense to Oscar P, but I think I'm going with Severance in that case.

09.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got this and it's collecting dust because my boy is just too fast at emptying it. He doesn't seem to get anything out of it (besides treats)

09.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

folks, the Wall Street Journal is not the NYT, it is a paper for people who want a headline like "New Dictator Installed, Stock Market Up." they do not mess around

if they're getting worried, there's reason to be worried

09.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 1143 πŸ” 320 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 4
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 14091 πŸ” 3074 πŸ’¬ 236 πŸ“Œ 600
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Attacks leave dead vs killed

09.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 10087 πŸ” 2637 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 122

My Apple TV account was like "did another season of Severance come out? Why are you here so much?"

09.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0