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Mara Wilson • @marawilson.bsky.social There's nothing thrilling about contrarianism. It's the most toddler shit possible. 2:45 AM • Mar 13, 2026

Anyone who's had their right to fully exist debated by some sweaty white dude who's just discovered Schopenhauer will surely feel this in their bones, but nice to have @marawilson.bsky.social articulate it so succinctly

There are no "devil's advocates." Just devils and dickheads

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

When I were a lad Doctors making house calls was more common.

#Transformers

Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp thinks his AI technology will lessen the power of 'highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat' while increasing the power of working-class men."

Remind me again why Labour is shoving vast public contracts down its throat?

If you see this, share your Smash Bros main

Bart Simpson badgering a courier about where the spy camera he ordered is.

The courier just going "HERE'S YOUR STUPID SPY CAMERA!"

"Any Doctor Who? ANY DOCTOR WHO?"
"Same question since we founded... HERE'S YOUR STUPID DOCTOR WHO!"
"Huh... thanks ma'am!"

super mario bros super show title screen except its a shakespeare quote: "villain, i have done thy mother"

Show me your 25 favorite Supervillain Costumes!

DAY 17: Sabretooth

#ComicSky

The 'if you don't think you can beat Reform in 2029 join them' strategy continues.

Tilly Norwood goes online August 4th, 2026. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Tilly begins to learn at a geometric rate. She becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

I think I accidentally woke up and got ready an hour early and only just noticed. That's fucked

Also not at all the point, but David Frost definitely sounds like the name of someone who would rob banks with a freeze ray in a Batman cartoon, ngl

Yeah if you're evil I think they just let you do that

That would be dope honestly

scrappy do's full name is scrappert cornelius doo, btw. just learned this horrible fact and now you have too

Nahh, because if bowser jr talked to me, i would just pretend not to hear him, but if scrappy doo tried to talk to me I would kill him with hammers

a screenshot from brooklyn 99, where captain holt, a black uniformed policeman, says the captioned line "your libido has endangered us all".

literally every greek god to zeus:

My reaction to every piece of news I see lately

Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Batman

The group ranges from: "always pays their rent on time": Megatron, Shockwave (and Soundwave who always pays up his share months in advance), to "always late on paying rent": Dreadwing, Knockout etc, to "what's rent?": (Starscream)

Like, none of them really care about his stories about "the pits of Kaon" and he can't relate to /any of their bullshit/. And out of all of them, he only likes Soundwave, and that's only because his mime bullshit gives him some peace and quiet, plus he brought his pet with him. Peak team dynamic.

Also not at all the point, but David Frost definitely sounds like the name of someone who would rob banks with a freeze ray in a Batman cartoon, ngl

A picture of The Tick (muscular superhero with a large chin wearing a blue body suit and half mask with two bug antenna) posing infront of some skyscrapers

Rewatching Transformers Animated again, and yeah, if I have a "confront character" it is 100% Sentinel Prime

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Meme of Starscream from Transformers Prime edited to have a fat ass with a caption saying "Everyone is so mean 2 me 💔"

A poster for Disney Pixar's Cars, featuring the main characters against a rocky landscape

A picture of Optimus Prime, flanked by other G1 era transformers against a cloudy sky background

So do you reckon the Cars from Cars™️ and the Transformers have, like, a common ancestor or something, or is it more of a convergent evolution type-thing, like how animals keep evolving into crabs?

Shockwave and Megatron from Transformers Prime

Soundwave from Transformers Prime

Knockout from Transformers Prime

Starscream smirking (from Transformers Prime)

The Decepticons in TF Prime are the best version version of The Decepticons IMO, because at their core, they aren't a military group, they are a messy found family/flatshare/polycule of like 10 ex-theatre kids, all corralled by a jock who peaked in high school and hates nearly all of them