Pathetic
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If tennis were a sweary old woman. π₯° = Carlitos, Demon, Felix, Casper, Flavio, Arthur C, Karolina M, Jasmine, Barbora, Ons, Dasha, Katie, Marketa, Victoria M π€’ = NoVax, Zverminπ, N(d)ick K, nepo babies
Pathetic
Why do these wimpy kids fill their nappy when playing this geriatric douchebucket
Oof
To Catch a Mouse
Richard Ahnert, 2026
www.richardahnert.com/current-works
Heheheh truth
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Plus Lahyani. Iβve hit The I Hate It trifecta.
Sir Carlitos the Gallant, Smiling Assassin & Paladin of the Dropshot π Lord Casper of the Viking Keep, Gentleman Berserker
#ThanksIHateIt
One does get the sense that being Iga SwiΔ tek's favorite player to watch is more a curse than a blessing. Like, you don't want that eye of Sauron to find you if you're trying to get away with something. #tennis
#Tennis #Austin
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Woah! Emerson Jones defeated Donna Vekic in straight sets.
Awesome!!
Ouch π«€
Both work!
You know he lives for it.
Dashakins withdraws from Miami, she has a tendon tear π’
I guess they were talking during the points, but what were they saying to get the Iceman rattled? βMy fatherβs pasta sauce is better than yours?β or such? And why is Allensworthless always at the centre of drama π
βSo happy for youβ *proceeds to strangle her with her nappy*
Somewhere at the IW crèche, Mirra spits out her dummy.
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With her R16 win, Mboko passed Andreeva and is No. 9
#Tennis
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Bow to your QUEEN, IW peasants!
The Great Escape, by Slenderman the Red, Harbinger of Doom & Harvester of Souls π
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Wow Emerson
Sigh
And also Felix wtf π