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@auntietennis

If tennis were a sweary old woman. πŸ₯° = Carlitos, Demon, Felix, Casper, Flavio, Arthur C, Karolina M, Jasmine, Barbora, Ons, Dasha, Katie, Marketa, Victoria M 🀒 = NoVax, ZverminπŸ€, N(d)ick K, nepo babies

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Pathetic

12.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do these wimpy kids fill their nappy when playing this geriatric douchebucket

12.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof

11.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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To Catch a Mouse
Richard Ahnert, 2026
www.richardahnert.com/current-works

11.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heheheh truth

11.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😬

11.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Plus Lahyani. I’ve hit The I Hate It trifecta.

11.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir Carlitos the Gallant, Smiling Assassin & Paladin of the Dropshot πŸ†š Lord Casper of the Viking Keep, Gentleman Berserker

#ThanksIHateIt

11.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

One does get the sense that being Iga SwiΔ…tek's favorite player to watch is more a curse than a blessing. Like, you don't want that eye of Sauron to find you if you're trying to get away with something. #tennis

11.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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11.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Tennis #Austin

@auntietennis.bsky.social

Woah! Emerson Jones defeated Donna Vekic in straight sets.

11.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome!!

11.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch 🫀

11.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s go!

11.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Both work!

11.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know he lives for it.

11.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dashakins withdraws from Miami, she has a tendon tear 😒

11.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess they were talking during the points, but what were they saying to get the Iceman rattled? β€œMy father’s pasta sauce is better than yours?” or such? And why is Allensworthless always at the centre of drama πŸ’€

11.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSo happy for you” *proceeds to strangle her with her nappy*

11.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere at the IW crèche, Mirra spits out her dummy.

11.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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With her R16 win, Mboko passed Andreeva and is No. 9

#Tennis

11.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜€

11.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bow to your QUEEN, IW peasants!

11.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

The Great Escape, by Slenderman the Red, Harbinger of Doom & Harvester of Souls πŸ’€

11.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🧑πŸ₯ΉπŸ§‘

11.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😁

10.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow Emerson

10.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh

10.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And also Felix wtf πŸ˜–

10.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0