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the 1st time i heard this song & that section started i was like "o yeah, this is like, the best song ever"

08.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thats what she said when i put on quebec! by ween

04.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ohhhhh listen to quebec its sooo good. my favorite ween is The Pod :)

04.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nice catch deaner! :^)

04.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ween so good

04.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Argus
The Argus YouTube video by Ween - Topic

youtu.be/6JXw5MuwapA?...

04.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i feel the same way!

04.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the most spiritual ive ever felt was when i was like 6 and thought all the gods from all the religions were real but zeus was still the main one. and all the animal gods from princess mononoke were also involved

04.03.2026 07:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i get that this is just broadly what christianity is so i shouldnt be shocked. but im always kind of rooting for religion to finally contribute something positive to our society instead of being an excuse to torture your children

04.03.2026 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what made me feel kind of ill was seeing a blurb on their website about providing "guidance for parents of lgbtq kids" which is pretty sinister considering that the sermon included homosexuality & transition as examples of how perverse society is today. get this out of my town!

04.03.2026 07:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly what else was i even supposed to do

04.03.2026 07:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry for the depressing posts, browsing this new church's website and watching a video of one of their sermons genuinely ruined my entire day

04.03.2026 07:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tbf my personal response to 2020 was quitting my job, moving away from all my loved ones and barely leaving the house until like april of last year so maybe its just brain damage from that

04.03.2026 07:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this probably reveals something about me idk, but when people say something is like "so 2022" im like. what are you talking about. i get when its referring to some specific trend or something but otherwise the past 6 years have been culturally & aesthetically homogeneous to me. a big blob of nothin'

04.03.2026 07:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2020-2026 has felt like one horrible endless year to me. it might just be me getting older but i feel like my sense of time & mentally organizing events chronologically has been absolutely fucked since 2020. does anyone else feel this way? brain damage from covid? it causes me endless anxiety

04.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

binGod :)

04.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yaay

04.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a 4th fundamentalist church has hit the my town i live in

04.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hbd amy!!!!!!!!!

21.02.2026 06:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how now brown cow. get in my mouth right now.

21.02.2026 06:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's kind of insane how much of that show is actually beyond verbal description

21.02.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vague spoilers

i have recurring nightmares that feel so much like the last scene of the show. like this uncanny sense that something is really wrong & its going to collapse the entire universe. its really cool and scary and cool

21.02.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry. i cant stop thinking about how good twin peaks the return was

21.02.2026 06:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.01.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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more sh*t from my island

28.01.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you!! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

28.01.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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dump of hotel rooms i designed this week :^)

28.01.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0