whiteclaw surge gainsbourg

bad people love my cube

upset to learn that discords kiss emoji isnt "sexy femme" but rather "vieille matante"

of course you did

it would be nice to do a tarot reading that couldnt be summarized as the universe spritzing me with a spray bottle like a bad cat and going "quit it"

its not sad its demure

literally always

✋😔

he called me and i asked “how are ya” and he sighed and said “i dont want to tell you” and then he did anyway for like ten minutes straight i kinda love him

the candidates have arrived

i need a pet twink to kiss on the cheek and teach french to

guy who's installing my new hot water tank just called it a "hot water heater" i love trades boys

i think im actually becoming enough of a sleazy dyke that its bordering on anti-feminist; are we rocking with this are we digging it

"im gonna go read my book in bed" is my favourite thing to say before spamming my boyfriend's DMs with every stray thought in my brain

finally done with mad men... need everyone else to finish their watches/rewatches so i have people to talk to about it...

nevermind rude it isnt even incorrect unless youre using it as the subject

sorry *bourgeoise. misgendering us.

dw the main advantage to being friends with me is you cannot be more bourgeois than me

anime timeskip character redesign

im being informed its breakfast time

a picture of a breakfast sandwhich on a blue plate

todays sandwhich:

fleurdelisée would be a beautiful name for a baby girl. or a drag queen.

checking for the 100th time that i'm in my DMs with my girlfriend and not a text channel in a public server before sending "i love you baby <33333" and then checking again

using discord to talk to an increasing number of people is giving me a lot of fun new intrusive thoughts

i’ll miss the little goblin guy pfp. his name was “boy in town”. he had a lust for life.

boy in town!!!!!

aww cute!

itll be a surprise dw abt it

you have i can attest

going to a gun range and asking for something easy and beginner like a barrel of fish