my mouth hurts real bad right now from getting my wisdom teeth pulled π£
What question of the day is can yβall talk to somebody with a missing tooth π§
How do you fuck up cooking grits π«’
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I want to go fill my taxes and they told me I owe money πππ
Do you think chicken wings and coffee is a bad combo to have for breakfast π€
I just wake up from my drunk nap hot af
Am I the only person that is still up washing clothes and cleaning
This my night time song
Using a GIF or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! π
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
Elementary school media cart with a TV strapped to the top and a VCR on the middle row.
It's too much going on at once. Let's sit the class down and watch a movie together.
LADIES, YOU HAVE $5
TO BUILD YOUR IDEAL MAN
1. GOOD LOOKING $3
2. WEALTHY $3
3.FAITHFUL $3
4.GREAT IN BED $2
5.GREAT BODY $2
6.ROMANTIC $2
7.FUNNY $1
8.NO KIDS $1
9.SMART $1
10.TALL $1
Next man that plays with me I am going to put a Parking Boot on his car
NINTENDO 64
My mom
If you lock your keys in your car with you broke your window if you had window protection insurance or would you pay a lock smith to unlock your door for you ? π€·πΎββοΈ
Iβd like to know where it says that anyone has to be submissive to these new men. No one is going to be submissive just because you expect it. If youβre not bringing anything to the table besides sex, lies, and drama, what makes you think someone would want to submit to you? Thatβs not how it works.
Being an Aquarius is crazy. Cause I care but I really donβt give a fcku.
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Not Somebody I thought I had blocked had just texted me happy valentine day like I just get irritated so fast
You and me both I am about to go and steal somebodyβs flowers
Who else was single on valentine day π€
Him: And I thought you wearing that dress for me. Happy Valentines day baby
She stayed but she still looked pissed and cold when they left π€£π€£π€£. She was black and blue steak house ready π€£π€£
Him: Baby make sure you get sexy we going out for Valentines day.
Woman: I'm wearing your favorite red dress
Man: yes baby wear that.
2 hours Later
Woman: I know you lying, you had me dress in my red dress, fur coat and shoes to bring me to Applebee's on Valentines Day π‘π‘
I am so fat I then ate 2 big pieces of my birthday cake already
I am hearing about this for the first time
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