Gus Squawks

LAAAAAAAAND ON SIGHT! ⚓️✨ - @kaszronda.bsky.social

P1: Benicio is staring off into the distance, trying to figure out how he feels. P2: Benicio: I think I'm out of cum, forever. P3: Benicio: I don't know if I'll ever be horny again, after something so wonderful. P4: Benjamin: That's so sweet Are you staying full for the rest of your life too?

The Bens 175 03/11/2026 #thebens #webcomic #furry
Benicio has a very rare case of post-nut delusion.

They make sense! Asteroid in space, because they were originally mistaken for wandering stars, hence Aster. Meteor when falling through the atmosphere, like Meteorology. Meteorite when found on Earth because then it's just a specific kind of rock, hence the -ite suffix like Calcite or Quartzite.

Looking for a gym buddy?

They call it the XDK because it'll makde you go

"XD K" then walk away

Pile of assorted alchemist doodles. (Plus one Ron, as a treat)

All the RE9 fanart I've seen lately proves to me that there really could be an audience for him. I think he just needs to commit more crimes against God and humanity for maximum appeal.

Mar '26 #onidraws

Haha thanks!! I strive for accuracy!

I'm sending them a physical letter, the first one I've written in years. Consider doing the same if you're sick of banks policing your access to legal digital media.

President Pedophile has given you a pair of Size 16 shoes, and if you do not wear them in his presence he will type a strokey screed to his Truthers on Truth Dot Social. He will call you a RINO. He will give you a little nickname. You don't want that do you Mr. Rubio? Or should I say, Little Marco 🥺

i genuinely cannot process how debased our ruling class is. these guys will walk around all day in shoes that don't fit rather than tell their boss he's wrong. this whole thing where they pretend a stupid evil guy with brain damage is qualified to run every aspect of everyone's life is unacceptable

Prohibition on Use of Reputation Risk or Other Supervisory Tools To Encourage or Compel Banking Organizations To Engage in Politicized or Unlawful Discrimination The Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System (Board) is inviting public comment on a notice of proposed rulemaking (proposal or proposed rule) that would codify the removal of reputation risk ...

The Federal Reserve System (Board) is inviting public comment on new guidelines in regard to debanking of persons & orgs regarding lawful business activities perceived to present reputation risk.

Comments due by April 27, 2026.

www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

kush the rat (2021)

Kai killed his workout, but ain’t hittin' the showers yet 💦

Claimin' the bench, drippin' sweat, jockstrap snapped tight & ready.

Daring the dudes to step up for round 2 of heavy training in the thick locker musk 🧦🔥

Follow me:

👉 furaffinity.net/user/bitterphil

👉 t.me/BiteArts

"don't worry subscribestar, this human isn't having sex with a furry, he's having sex with a cartoon character who RESEMBLES a furry"

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

I think they're just trying to wink at artists to just ignore the paypros and don't put them in a position to remove something. Like, they KNOW what they are. They know who brings in the money.

everything else aside it is quite funny that trump got briefed about iran mining the strait and immediately opened his phone to start yelling about mines. zero thoughts about the consequences of the president posting "MINES! oh no!"

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

photo of Alex Schaefer painting a bank across the street from him. It's a beautiful, bright, sunny day, and the pristine bank is contrasted nicely against the painting of the building consumed by a raging inferno.

Do y'all remember Alex Schaefer, the artist who would go around painting various real-world banks engulfed in flames?

I've been thinking about his work a lot lately, as we watch payment processors continue to punish people over porn.

They already walked back a few rules. If they catch enough shit maybe they'll walk it all back. Either they walk it all back or they simply go out of business so idk what their plan is.

Just so surreal that the puritan takeover is happening under the pedophile rapist president

Capitalism is rotten and I'm glad it's dying before our very eyes. Late stage capitalism is over, end stage capitalism is here. It has mutated into a grotesque tumor of itself. None of it makes sense. All of the so called principles are dead. Libertarians stay humiliated.

human_like_knee_orientation_(lore)

If we have to do capitalism, let's REALLY fucking do it. I want to buy drugs and incest porn and liquor on fucking Sunday. We're taught propaganda about Free Market Capitalism and Supply and Demand and The Invisible Hand of the Free Market and the Dangers of Regulation and it's ALL. BULLSHIT.

Gonna once again point out that everyone has carried around a rectangle containing infinite pornography for the past decade minimum and society didn't dissolve so miss me with any weepy handwringing about smut.

all my oomfs have human-like knee orientation

Like at this point why wouldn't everyone just go back to Patreon? This is STRICTER than Patreon.

subscribestar banning any explicit depiction of furries without “humanlike knee orientation” is killing me. How did we get here

We're gonna have to bully subscribestar like we bullied Discord.

The US government is blowing up schools of kids and is being run by human trafficking child abusers

But god forbid you have *checks notes*.... a character with digitigrade legs..... holy shit