You're absolutely right β Lucy will not move the football next time.
It's only natural to worry she might move it when you go to kick it, but there's no evidence to suggest she will.
Kicking footballs is not just a goal, it's your mission in life.
Now, go ahead and kick the football.
prediction market??? you mean guessing games???
happy birthday
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This will not help with patient satisfaction scores. #BiteSizedArchie
pokemon are real and strong and my friends
yeah. i think it's a mobile test message
Mr. Feast will see you in your nightmares. #BiteSizedArchie
was it you??
are you saying it's no use?
a guy walked into the UPS store with a 7 foot long car exhaust system that was half in a box and half loose. he was so surprised when the clerk told him the full thing had to be in a box.
I am going to purchase the Seattle Seahawks.
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Zorro βοΈ Tarzan πΏ
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collective knowledge of the past no longer exists
I really need something good to happen today.
Bite Sized Valentine's! #BiteSizedArchie
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Yoooo we announced the first title we're publishing - and there's a demo available right now! More announcements soon π
Hold on tight, spider monkeys! I am thrilled to share that I've been working on a new book for IDW CRIME! πͺπ©Έ
@welldipper.bsky.social and I are working hard (with super editor @rileysauruss.bsky.social!) to bring you a vampire fangirl's dream-turned-screams. Can't say too much yet, but stay tuned!
Nine action-packed issues and counting, Free Planet is my crowning achievement. A space opera about humanity's first completely free planet, it achieves novelistic depth not despite the comics medium but THROUGH it.
Free Planet #1-9 are in comic shops now; get caught up with the vol 1 collection.
i watched the little old lady across the street smash her laptop with a hammer, put ice on the keyboard, and throw it in the trash.
I need something GOOD to happen today.
guy who lies all the time: we're gonna stop doing the bad and unpopular thing
news headlines: bad and unpopular things are ending
shorts and hoodie weather π
I think this counts: I got my parking ticket dismissed and the prosecutor was impressed with my evidence presentation (2 surveillance videos, multiple photos, and Google Street View) showing that I was parked legally.
me: temps are finally above freezing! with all the snowmelt, it'll be easier to drive and find parking
pothole: hello i am a pothole
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