Jon

Trying out for a job in the new ballroom, or pitching a Kennedy Center act?

I'm sure our Qatar Venezuelan bank account will cover it.

I'm a Subaru Outback guy and they went and redesigned the whole thing this year and ruined my life.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. Or something like that.

Holy shit, I do live in 2005.

When you find something you like, keep it going.

Yeah, I was thinking about going down that xp path... 😄

I'm frustrated that when I search for football stats I am served up the worst sites imaginable for a phone display. It's like I'm living in 2005.

You were having a better time watching baseball inebriated.

Being high is the only way to watch baseball, imo.

My god, is my vibe story good or what?

Like every good deadbeat dad.

Someone pull up his 50+ stats ... I'm suspicious.

And nowadays, if you can't hit a FG from your own end zone, are you even trying?

Looks like he missed that year too.

I need more info. Are you saying that he looked hot in tight white pants?

Also true.

My god, look what the covid vaccine did to his 2021.

a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park . ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .

Honestly, I've lost my purpose in life now that McDaniel is gone.

Digging, not dogging. I think dogging is something else entirely. 😂

That's kind of what I was dogging to find -- the places and times he hurt me, because he did do that.

But also, this graphic does support my vibe story. 😄

Yeah, I want to be clear that I'm not saying he sucked, because he didn't. There was a time when I trusted him to hit everything blindfolded, and then I didn't any more, at which point he just became an NFL kicker, which -as we found last year- is a place to find savings.

I can't get stats to display on my phone, so I'm just going with vibes.

Sanders' career in three acts, a vibe story:
1) Money
2) Meh
3) M'kay

Dario needs less thc.

😢 He'll never have another chance to miss a field goal in a Dolphins uniform.

"I don't know man, let's make an AI video and post it on the department of energy account."

"Good idea, bro."

The masters of creating problems to solve.

Armchair quarterbacking from the podcasting seat is always the better option.