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Both Trump and Netanyahu are stuck in dumb aggressive politics and I'm not sure either wants to eat a political shit sandwich for the world's benefit.

The dumb aggressive politics aren't in alignment so things could get extra stupid IMO.

06.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun bonus scenario -- what if Trump agrees to a surrender and Whoever Is In Charge of Iran agrees to surrender and Netanyahu decides to just keep bombing shit?

Its worse than needing a credible surrender, its needing a credible surrender with the dumbest bloodthirsty veto point possible.

06.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's some very dark humor in U.S. / Israel relations relying on a bedrock of "the U.S. won't be stupid enough to actually do what Netanyahu asks we'll just send him lots of bombs and shit" and that may be the critical foundation that has finally cracked.

06.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit time to stock up

06.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't drive I have other people drive to bring things to me therefore

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who are we to judge his lived experiences

06.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why if I ever become president and have a stupid fuckplane-based scandal I'm going to make sure something in the sordid affair is named "orange."

06.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Them Kitty Bones
Them Kitty Bones YouTube video by Edmund McMillen

Mewgenics has a legitimately great soundtrack about silly nightmare scenarios for cats.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmTt...

06.03.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let us instead speak of another rider of planes:

06.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, β€œart sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shoreβ€”
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven:

06.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Refrain to explain the vain fuck plane now belonging to mark wayne

06.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Help I'm going insane

06.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are at Alpha Protocol levels of fucking up.

05.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that's the kind of thing you gotta do before gas prices skyrocket, 90% of the judiciary hates you and you poll somewhat around turd water for approval.

Not that Republicans won't try.

05.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This but in a Dante's Circle of Hell way.

05.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Infinite Monkeys hanging from Infinite Nooses will eventually understand the median voter.

05.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dawg I don't think we can be cooked when we are still in the process of cooking.

We are gonna need new culinary terms to describe our predicament.

05.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just waiting on the bisexual vampire assassins and he'll be batting near 100.

05.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"This is what you voted for" also applies to oil CEOs.

05.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 4495 πŸ” 663 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 36

IIRC you can still impeach former officials.

Dig up the body to hang again levels of hate will be necessary going forward.

05.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 13143 πŸ” 2540 πŸ’¬ 509 πŸ“Œ 342
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 7193 πŸ” 1130 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 125

Would be fascinating to see the data on this question pre-2016.

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

War Thunder is going to need to adapt to keep up with their main competitor.

05.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fastest way to get a Republican to care about something is to subject them to it and I think its time to generate some empathy.

04.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On one hand, 41% approval for this absolute disaster is way too high.

On the other hand, 54% disapproval before the consequences have hit the public is catastrophic.

Unbelievable change from Iraq buildup, even if the country is still far too happy to bomb brown people.

04.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do think the long term results of this strategy are a bipartisan federal judiciary dedicated to the obliteration of MAGA fighting against an increasingly isolated corrupt Supreme Court.

If you shit on judges enough you will radicalize them eventually.

04.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sexual assault on someone who isn't staff.

03.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0