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Cascadian Cryptid. Born in the shadow of Tahoma. #EBFG

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Pay Real Life Comics using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/maegodhavemercy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Hi folks - we still need some help, unfortunately. We got our phone bill paid in time but our landlord is asking for $500 more this week to keep us on a repayment track and isn’t willing to budge. Any help is HUGE. ❀️

PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy

06.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Detective Pikachu Dance GIF Alt: Detective Pikachu Dance GIF

Hello! It is Day 2 of Emerald City. I'm selling many a werewolf thing at table 11120! Please stop by and grab some! Or if you can't stop by, grab those werewolves by backing my kickstarter

www.kickstarter.com/projects/149...

06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Set a dono goal. For either yourself (vacation fund), or for a charity?

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am planning on making a Coconut Chickpea Curry on Sunday. I am looking forward to it.

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 19045 πŸ” 4031 πŸ’¬ 709 πŸ“Œ 1079

Will, yes.

05.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of cat that would herd me over to a couch, 'force' me (by kitty headbutts) to sit down, crawl onto me and demand all the pets and skritches, and pin me down for an hour or two.

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boss Blocked.

05.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Crisp Bean Burritos aka "Bean Tubes" are my number 1 comfort fast food. No help on the burrito/soft taco nomenclature, sorry.

05.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

taco time has an after hours menu where things are only $2-3 after 8pm & I think that’s beautiful. Good for her.

05.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

You have my attention...

05.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks Fab! (Just remember to duck through doorways!)

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On advice of council, I am taking the 5th.

05.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I just called my US senators and told them to publicly call for Tim Sheehy to be expelled from the Senate for assaulting and apparently breaking the hand of a Marine today.

You can call your Senators, too.

Find them here: reps.fyi

04.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 1087 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 13

oh... oh no... paging @amymebberson.bsky.social

04.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

04.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome back, Ben Dragavon! 🧀

As we look ahead to the 2026 season, we’re incredibly excited to announce that not only is Ben Dragavon back as Head of Goalkeeping but he is now First Assistant Coach as well!

04.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sentona Games stole $24,000 worth of labor from this writer and now refuses to pay her what she's owed.

Ilja Immler and Andrea GlavačeviΔ‡ Jakubi are listed as the co-founders of Sentona Games.

Do not do work for Sentona Games. Do not do work with Ilja Immler or Andrea Jakubi.

04.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

World bad but bills due, so...

Next Tuesday, March 10th, is the release of BUTTERFLY EFFECTS, the fifteenth (!!) book in my InCryptid series of urban fantasy chaos adventures!

04.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8

I am seeing from tech sources this is fake.

04.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"NO COPPERHEADS" MEANS:

NO. FUCKING. COPPERHEADS.

04.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Agree. I also saw a few D's that helped the R's in NC override the D Gov veto of an anti-trans bill are all losing their primaries tonight.

04.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

remember Fark? it's still here and still heckin' useful.

04.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
A stick figure is holding a calculator and a flask with the words, "Stand back, I'm going to try science" around him.

A stick figure is holding a calculator and a flask with the words, "Stand back, I'm going to try science" around him.

Science works!

03.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until you run across his YouTube channel. Some of the stuff he posted from his Indy days is hilarious too.

03.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other counting money in a ring . Alt: Danhausen & Ethan Page holding stacks of money in their hands.

Now he gets to hang out with "Egon" again.

03.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s happening (and not happening) in Iran.

03.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

This would be a great idea... Currently I just reply "AI;dr"

03.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
View of a coastal area with a small orange rescue boat on the water and shoreline buildings.

View of a coastal area with a small orange rescue boat on the water and shoreline buildings.

Saturday morning, our #Puyallup deck crew quickly launched a rescue boat after spotting two people in trouble in rough water & strong winds near #Edmonds terminal. They brought the exhausted divers safely to shore and monitored them until emergency medical services arrived. (1/2)

03.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a black shirt and silver jacket Alt: Tom Haverford, from the TV show Parks & Rec, in a shiny jacket saying, "Treat Yourself"
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