GIF of the character Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock singing the ‘Help the people the thing that happened happened to’ song in front of images of Mel Gibson, as part of the pre-recorded telethon in episode ‘Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning’
Upon hearing Mel Gibson lost his house, all I can think of is the 30 Rock telethon episode.
Screenshot from Apple News, with a clickbait title from Closer- it reads ‘My sex toy got stuck up my bum- you’ll never guess what happened next!’ Alongside is a picture of the girl this happened to, her pose and expression very much give the impression of ‘AHHH WHAT AM I LIKE?’
I’ll never guess?! Did it gain sentience and scream from inside your rectum? Did you suddenly become fluent in Welsh? Ooh- I can’t wait to find out!
*reads*
Oh, you went to A&E and had it removed. Well that’s disappointing. And not very hard to guess.
I definitely look to have made the right call in using Bluesky over Threads! Utter depressing shite. Sadly I was just getting back into using IG again though.. will see what transpires.
Nemo, adorable yet coprophagic Labrador/Collie cross. Grey, old and wonky af. Don’t let him lick you.
My dog, maaaan. On walks he often grazes on a specific grass clump, which he also pisses on. Today he shat on it. Without a doubt he’ll try snack on it tomorrow. Like pooping in your own fridge.
The things he attempts (and sometimes manages to) eat, I have no idea how he’d made it to 13.
Finally settled on here for my home of delightful nonsense.
I considered Threads, but the algorithm curiously settled on giving me an unbroken stream of people eagerly demonstrating why other people are the worst. I don’t need that, I’ve got a Reddit account.
So, yep- hello.
