Kristen

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You’re welcome Seahawks fans 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I, for one, appreciate the hell out of this.

Image of Our Lady of Guadalupe surrounded by roses and greenery

Image of Our Lady of Guadalupe framed in roses and greenery. Floral arrangements surrounding display

Church doors with archway in front. Crown made of flowers over center top. Floral arrangement cascading to appear as poured out of baskets at the top.

Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe

Text on background with hearts “hope today passed gently for the other widows and/or orphans”

It was okay for me.

Hands Down

I will loudly boo their douche-canoe keeper FOREVER

✅Won a big, shiny trophy
✅Didn’t lose to Portland
✅Saving me money in the postseason
I’m saying net positive

LMAO Right so the players and fans have lost the plot? cool

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Full cackle they’re booing the guy that got head-butted.

LOL took 46 minutes for a Foxy Apple chant.

1. I don’t like this playoff format
2. Their keeper is a dick
3. That throat hit in Alex would have been a red on us, given history
4. This playoff format is ass.

LOL former GK Alex has another save

Do the Loony fans have any original chants?

Enjoy your trip.
Rookie manager getting a team that has never been to the World Series one game away from the World Series.
Fans can be such assholes

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Y’all badmouthing Danny Wilson because the Mariners didn’t win game seven of the ALCS can fuck right off into the sun cause he got them closer than anyone else ever has.

My team is awesome

Friends, the trophy is to the southwest on the ground level.

I'm sitting here thinking about having a 15 daughter being chased down and abducted by masked men while the local police watch and let them carry her away to god-knows where w/zero accountability

we have to understand that girls are in severe danger of sexual violence from anonymous ICE goons

I love the protest frogs so much!

Had to put on a teacher voice to tell people to step off the lightrail so people farther in could disembark at Westlake. Ended with an aggravated, “it’s common sense, jeeze”

Okay but.
Our Cup is bigger this year 🤷🏼‍♀️

If I’m standing where the door will be when the train stops don’t you dare think you can mosey up after me and get on first. Ima put on my bar shoulders and box your ass out.

Thank god for timing and living right.
Pulled in to the full Tukwila overflow lot in time for a nice Husky fan to point to her car and pull out.

Shiny pink Mariners Baseball signed by former player and now skipper, Dan Wilson. Comment about “Mr Dan Wilson saying, ‘that’s quite a baseball.” When he signed it.

Yanno what I love the most about the thing that I’m definitely not paying attention to? Danny Wilson is the skipper.

Selfie with a Guinness

Double shot of Jameson and a Guinness

Tiny stuffed giraffe on a bed

I hung out with some friends and toasted to a first big thing without my best friend. The housekeeping staff took care of Nhoj, too.

Selfie inside The Ripped Bodice in Park Slope Brooklyn

Poster in a romance book store reads: “unattended children will be given an enthusiastic explanation of intersectional feminism”

Decor behind cash registers at The Ripped Bodice

Photo in front of shop with skeleton bag

I’m a little surprised I made it to the Brooklyn Ripped Bodice before the LA one

Empire State Building at night

This famous building popped up unexpectedly on my walk.

Giraffe stuffedy, water bottle, & sub pop shopping bag on airport table

Holding a Dunkin iced coffee

Selfie at the crazier end of Times Square

Selfie at the quieter end of Times Square

It’s been a great couple of days. Sea-Tac for a red-eye.
Off the plane. Immediate Dunkin stop. Times Square.

If you see this, repost with a vampire who is not Dracula.

Two for one
Also, vampires do not fucking sparkle

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Having a lazy wake-up and then I remembered the jokers who came into the supporters section yesterday wanting the Big Fucking Flag stopped during run of play or replaced by a smaller flag. What a laugh. Also, it was fun to repeatedly shout at them “every match, go away”