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Doing Family Dance Party today made me realize I am just a Go Go dancer for children

So i busted out some (appropropriate) moves from gogo class tuesday

Dont ever tell me gogo doesnt have real world applications!

Im planning on once I complete one if ive done it thus month im checking it off, screw the order

Spiritually they WILL

Woyld you believe this is the second time this week thisnhas happened

2 different bridges??

I drove by the other way on my way home and saw the aftermath. TyFace is still stuck in it having tried to pick snood up from daycare.

This made me cackle so loud while brushing my teeth i spat all over the mirror

Theres kots of friends, milo and @auntiemasker.bsky.social are there too, and theres people your size!!

I was correct i had a blast and forgot that moving my body makes me.f feel better significantly in every way!!! I will make this mistake again!!!

Dude its so good you should join!!! Its so high energy but god its worth it

I know im gonna enjoy it once im there but between pinched nerve in my neck and deep soul sads I dont wanna leave my house :(

The only good part of today is that I start a class on learning Go Go dancing from one of the best performers in my city whose been on broadway tours.

Everything else can kick fucking rocks.

I have been milk and cookiemaxxing as fuck since saturday and its the BEST

2 chocolate chunk cookies, 2 tim tams, small wide glass to dunk em in, and i go straight to cozytown where theyve given me the key to the city

Rudy dod the SAME thing but everytime he looked upcto go "mom watch!" A foot fell thru the snow

Does dog law have a geneva convention and how do I add a clause about dehydration due to not being allowed to get up for water when Lapped™️

Found someones house key (not ours) in the couch and god knows how long its been there. If anyones been missing a key lmk lol

Every so often i discover someone whose never heard of Cube Rule, and then get to make their life bad when I explain that technically, water in a paper cup is a salad.

Imagine coordinating all those schedules 😂

Oh i am jealous actually those cabins are the bomb, my best friend got married there and I wanted to live in it for real

Its supposed to say Jazoo just to be clear.

Jaoo

Literally turn ur playlist on shuffle and fuck it uuuuup

All I can think about is Jazooing my kazoo (jean kazoo) i need to sleep but the demons are winning

If i dont get a hold of cup stacking cups HOW AN I SUPPOSED TO DRIP PUSS EVERYWHERE

Literally always me also yes

This was assumed to me lmao

Oh FUCK YEAH

I'll be there from the 19th to the 21st! Very quick trip but we have all day saturday and will drive back that night so ice cream walk sounds phenomenal

a woman is holding a baby in her arms and looking at it . ALT: a woman is holding a baby in her arms and looking at it .

POPCORN BRITTLE?!?

Its about 70% of it yep

Me knitting a sock on the couch, explains Second Sock Syndrome to Tyface

TyFace: i have the perfect solution.

Me: oh?

TyFace: simply knit that one double long and cut it in half. Then you have 2 socks.

Me: you have absolutely 0 idea how knitting works.

TyFace: yup.
#TyFaceExplained

Literally the worst part of having a male dog is puppy boners