Tony Jenson

#BarronGoesOrNoOneGoes

Trump will declare "Golden Victory" when he gives Khamenei Jr. the keys to Gaza, while demanding the Nobel Peace Prize.

I know that sounds gold-leafed bullshit, but based on past Trump "victories" it's still an even money bet.

Given the Posse Commitatus Act of 1878, I believe the words he was looking for are, "I plead the 5th."

They'll probably be serving Girl Scouts with cookies.

Will they be calling it the Weinstein Procurement Award?

Republicans will be calling for the beatification and canonization of CEO's.

Prayer at the gas pump: "The oil of Christ pumped for you."

Peter Welch's Bluesky account.
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Feel free to let Sen. Welch how you feel about this. He's on Bluesky.
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But here you are equivocating on Markmullin:

What the ever lovin' F*ck is wrong with you...

Not kink shaming, because he's obviously into it, so here's Peter Welch's Bluesky account:
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Pam Bondi...you're next!

Add a couple of million to get all of Kristi Noem's outfits altered for MarkWayne Mullin.

After all the Mile-High Kristi accusations, why isn't her husband, Byron Noem, isn't being paraded around as the trusting dutiful spouse?

...wearing something tight and DILF-y.

Or is there another reason...

"Dumbest person in Congress" is like arguing "Fairest of them all is..." or "The best hummus is made in..."

Veteran Appears to Snap Bone During Tussle With MAGA Senator During War Hearing A Marine Corps veteran protesting Trump’s war on Iran appeared to break his arm during a struggle with a senator and Capitol Police police officers.

@thedailybeast.bsky.social that's some seriously 👉👌 up framing considering the Veteran didn't even have his feet on the ground when it broke.

There is this part:

"For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect." -Matthew 24:24

It's the Sinema-Manchin-Fettermans that give me pause about Platner.

#BarronFirst

Somewhere between 20% and 33% is the true MAGA base, willing to line up for the Kool-Aid while singing "Deutchlandlied."
But for me, the biggest indicator of actual splintering in that base are the defections of Carlson, Kelly, Taylor-Greene, Fuentes, etc.

Quite the FU to Trump and the GOP for him to wear Obama's tan suit while hyping up the GOP's War.

"ChatGPT! Close enough for genocide!"

That's certainly one marketing choice and one the 'Yahu's Israeli Likud Party endorses.

The truth is, one well done fantasy-based AI video sent in the early morning hours, could spark a war-ending post. That and gas price polling.

"Heated Revolutionaries"

If MAGA's red line was "No More Forever Wars," then they have to vote for a Democrat. Except for Fetterman, they can vote against him.

For no reason in particular, according to the American Stroke Association, 1 in 4 stroke victims will have another one.

Are there any elected Republicans on Bluesky?

She was so shook by this line of questioning, you can see Noem's forehead actually move.

Working across the aisle and under the sheets!

I love the amount money the Pedo-G-O-Pee Billionaire's are going to have to spend in Texas, particularly South Texas to try and save Cornyn's seat!