💦🎁🎄Season's Skeetings🎁🎄💦

Lake Lanier

"We do cocaine!"

Ah, yes, the thing that famously diminishes sexual interest: shame.

Counterpoint: Whitney Cummings

Screenshot an Instagram post that says you can say “OK John Mayer“ to any white dude playing guitar and it drives them nuts. It’s the greatest thing ever go try it.

One of the likes on that post is Jack White of the white stripes

i am deceased

Comedian and actor Kevin Hart with his hands up.

You found me

Countdown to someone making this topic about politics has commenced

*watches HALL PASS one time*

no sympathy here. cnn intentionally hired scott jennings to lie to its audience. they host him on air constantly to spread lies on air. in this instance the lie undermined their real reporters and this is a problem cnn caused for itself. they can pound sand.

you don't need to read/skim far to realize the emperor is butt ass naked. he theorizes Jepsen only sings "about one thing" again and again. but he quickly establishes she sings about SEVEN different themes. three albums in, that's pretty normal for a pop singer

it was awful. a complete waste of time

It was

The stars of Universal's Dark Universe: Russell Crowe, Javier Bardem, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, and Sofia Boutella.

No, but not for lack of effort.

she gone

Anthropic made Claude in partnership with Palantir (PLTR). These are not "good guys." The company was just valuated at 380 BILLION dollars. They're doing just fine without our blind support.

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I would never call you Serbian

was this before or after Obama won the election?

Worse. He had work done.

No one:

That dolphin:

She's awesome

Hold up, does she also have a podcast?

You made the funnier choice

one of my Iranian friends HATES that book and the movie

I don't remember any cars ever

lol nope

I knew what ad this was going to be before I even scrolled all the way down. The power of cinema.

I didn't. For the same reason I didn't expect Trump to "rise to the office." These people have been rewarded with the highest offices, why would they suddenly change their ways?

I'm worried you pronounce "stairs" really weirdly