Kraken Octohat News & Politics

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BREAKING NEWS FROM KRAKEN OCTOHAT:

Netanyahu says there are “growing signs” that Iran’s Supreme Leader Khamenei is “gone” after US-Israel attack.

(I really hope the fuck not)

Get back in the governor race, brother. We will take down Nick Shirley, and make sure he never steps out of his house again.

Heavy news: Trump just calls for the overthrow of Irans government.

BREAKING: ISRAEL ATTACKS IRAN. AMERICA OFFICIALLY ON BRINK OF WAR WITH IRAN. Iran now firing first set of ballistic missiles to Israel. #iran

Heavy news: Bill Clinton testifies and he swears under oath that he did not know of Epsteins crimes or ties with Trump. And this was far after they were friends. #epsteinfiles

BREAKING NEWS FROM KRAKEN OCTOHAT: Warner Brothers has signed a 110 Billion dollar deal to be acquired by Paramount. Networks such as CNN & HBO will be under Larry Ellison totaling up to 14 networks. #paramount #warnerbros

I didn’t watch that bullshit just saw clips. Can anyone confirm if he was slurring in his yapping?? Because we all know what that means @ this rate…. #SOTU

Finally that orange taint motherfucker has STFU. #SOTU

What wars did Trump end? The CIA literally is leaking they may attack Iran this week wtf? #SOTU

In half of this country, people can’t get a job @ McDonald’s for smoking weed. Yet we have a fucking rapist pedophile felon as president gaslighting us about the very issues he’s fucking created. #SOTU

What the fuck do Somalian immigrants have to do with the budget? Like can someone explain it to me like I’m 5 years old? Because that’s the level of intelligence I need to come up with something absurd like this. We can’t even erase the debt George bush left us. #SOTU

Anytime Trump talks about something off political topic it’s always him projecting what he has done. Women in bathtubs my ass. Wonder if that’s in the files? #SOTU

Hey GOP, just remember. Elon musk is only going to try protecting Trump only. Not you fuckers. Remember that come midterms while you applaud. #SOTU

Hey Trump, just saying but red states look @ the most Trans porn. Y’all have such an obsession about peoples parts. #SOTU

Trump banning stock trading is like asking the GOP to legalise cannabis. #SOTU

Um legislation to put repeat offenders in jail? What, is the prison complex suffering? GOOD. Put your ass in there you fucking chomo President. #SOTU

Oh great is Erica Kirk gonna fire fireworks now? #SOTU

Lmao Melania can’t stand Trump. Gotta pay her more if you want her laughing or smiling lil bro. #SOTU

“Trump RX.” He can’t even have concepts of copying a pharma name correctly. #SOTU

Trump you literally deregulated Data AI centers in your big beautiful bull. You ain’t doing shit. #SOTU

Trump YOURE LITERALLY PROMOTING BLACKROCK TO TAKE OUR HOUSING MARKET AND WANT TO MAKE HOUSING EXPENSIVE.

How the hell is this attacking private equities?!? #SOTU

The Gaslighting is so much that we probably don’t need to invade anymore countries. #SOTU

“War on fraud”? What the fuck even is that? What’s Vance gonna do? #SOTU

Trump….you KICKED PEOPLE WHO NEEDS FOOD STAMPS OFF FOOD STAMPS YOU FUCKING SOCIPATH. #SOTU

Trump you’re not getting a third term shut the fuck up.

Hey Sunset Stalin, where is that concept of a plan you got for healthcare? Since Obama care a.k.a. the affordable care act is expensive?

Why is Trump looking at the Epstein victims like that? I thought he’s an innocent angel.

He didn’t do shit with taxes on tips or Social Security. But he sure loved bitching at the Supreme Court that he put in himself. I guess the Supreme Court is woke now.

Oh, things are not expensive, Cumquat Castro? Explain my electric bill due to you, promoting AI data centers and my groceries due to you killing the agricultural industry.