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@chimneyswift

Human with strong opinions. Seattle, used to be MN. GenX, so typically not very good at social media. [repeated line] Officer Ronnie Peterson: Oh man, this isn't gonna end well. -The Dead Don't Die

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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 6904 πŸ” 2078 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 255

These look really easy to tip. Just sayin.

06.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"This American Carnage..."

06.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Couple things here:

1. What the fuck
2. I am allllllmost more offended by the suggestion that I would give this shitbox edit than having my identity stolen
3. The CEO is scheduled to be on Decoder soon and we will see if they back out!

www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1114 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 34
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a man with tears of joy gratitude and relief ALT: a man with tears of joy gratitude and relief

It's ok! Slo-mo is back!

05.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can make them fear a primary. You should make them fear a primary.

05.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

She looks like wax. It's freaky. It would be hard to capture that.

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is fucking cold blooded, lol.

Almost like shooting a puppy because you didn't train it well enough

05.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Challenging the basic concept that Vance loves anyone or anything, dude is the poster child for self interested nihilism, but the grotesque hypocrisy remains nonetheless

05.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and it's really the Godfather Part 3 of world wars, what with the nepos and bad writing and Ewoks

05.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGuy Debord Vindicated Again” is not a sentence you ever want to be typing and yet I feel like I’m doing it maybe two dozen times a week at this point

04.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 306 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

President prices economy racism and secret police is going to have a really hard time with gas through the roof and the economy still not really great...

I would ask WTF their plan is but they really are that dumb. So dumb. Like, shockingly stupid.

04.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bessent Says Trump’s Tariff Hike to 15% Likely Coming This Week Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said that President Donald Trump’s plan to increase a 10% universal tariff up to 15% will likely be done this week.

Words cannot express the insanity of slapping across-the-board inflationary tariffs in the middle of waging an inflationary war. It’s like they’re trying to crash the market or somethβ€” ah, I see now

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

04.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

After all this time I still have it in me to be disappointed in institutions. Forever young

04.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not breaking news or anything, but these people are so,so,so fucking dumb. Like really remarkably stupid.

04.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Low key hoping this guy runs for President.

04.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm. I'm having sudden, distinct memories of Trump completely abandoning the Kurds during his first term....

03.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

"Welcome to the Hot Seat"

03.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CBP Tapped Into the Online Advertising Ecosystem To Track Peoples’ Movements An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations. ICE has bought access to similar t...

SCOOP: An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations.

This surveillance can happen through all sorts of apps, such as video games, news apps, weather trackers, and dating apps.

03.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 2137 πŸ” 1418 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 164

Democratic leadership: We can't do anything about it, but it's not our fault -- we just follow the polls!

Angry goose: Which polls motherfucker? Which polls??

03.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Democratic leadership: We can't do anything about it, but it's not our fault -- we just follow the polls!

Angry goose: Which polls motherfucker? Which polls??

03.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching headlines about Iran with single-digit death counts feels like the early days of Covid.

Each death is heartbreaking. And you also get the feeling that soon, this moment will feel like simpler times when we could count the losses on two hands.

03.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Ungood.

03.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting a Polymarket but for the arrest and indefinite detention of billionaires

02.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

28.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2664 πŸ” 2659 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 49

1. Occupied New Caprica was some of the best TV ever made.
2. Yeah, it's bonkers. From 2001-06 dissent was erased wholesale in a way the post-social media generations just can't imagine.

02.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shoot yeah! Do you have awesome, heavy duty, official looking stickers?? Because dang, my wallet seems way too full right now

02.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

meanwhile, war rages on at home.

28.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 4970 πŸ” 2069 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 23

Not ICE. Not Border Patrol. Just the same rotten local cops we've always had

02.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 2439 πŸ” 888 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 26