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Gabriel Jones

@pepsimanvsjoe

Former game critic who can't find his niche. Interests include retro / obscure / arcade games, music (Mostly VGM & Prince), and whatever catches my eye (even if it's just for a moment). 1981 he/him

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Wolf Team programming homing lasers for Sol-Deace is some Torment Nexus shit.
These fucking things are ridiculous.
#retrogaming #genesis

06.03.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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While Steel Empire has seen a remake, the 16-bit original still has my heart. This is one of those shmups that I'd recommend to anyone new to the genre. It's health meter + lives system and Cave-levels of slowdown make it easy to get into.
Steampunk AF too.
#retrogaming #genesis

06.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Year's #promosky

Hi, I'm Moon, a British gaymer in Japan. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Love: Retro games, Mega Drive, Rolo, JRPGS.
I post cursed pictures and photos of games I own and ramble about them here.

I'm also 4 years and 263 games into a Mega Drive Odyssey to beat every MD game over on:
twitch.tv/hystericmoon_

01.01.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
9 games that are important to me.
From left to right

Streets of Rage 2, Landstalker, Diablo

Super Mario Bros. 3, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, The Bard's Tale

Vagrant Story, Guardian Heroes, Beyond Oasis

9 games that are important to me. From left to right Streets of Rage 2, Landstalker, Diablo Super Mario Bros. 3, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, The Bard's Tale Vagrant Story, Guardian Heroes, Beyond Oasis

Fine.
I'll play the - 9 games that are important to me - nonsense just this once.

06.03.2026 07:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You do fight this giant that has four arms and two heads, cutting him up piece by piece.

Don't ask how Dahna lost to a guy with one arm and no head(s).

06.03.2026 06:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dahni - Megami Tanjou on the Mega Drive has a neato dark fantasy look, but I don't know if I'd ever recommend sinking a bunch of time into it. Some tweaks - like restoring Dahna's health between stages - would've done the game some good.

#genesis #retrogaming

06.03.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Forest Owl Rebelling Princess in her birthday month, hoping for a future with clearer skies ๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

#FF8 #RinoaHeartilly #FF8_27ๅ‘จๅนด

05.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 113 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Being told there are way more lgbtqia+ wrestling fans on blue sky???

05.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 398 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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Sega Genesis Look - Dick Tracy

Today's Sega Mega Drive review is Dick Tracy.
pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/03/sega...
Some forward-thinking ideas.
Some rough edges.
It's worth a look.

#retrogaming #genesis

02.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey now, I can beat Alien Soldier.

...Though I am a little rusty and out of practice at the moment.

05.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, but only in the arcade version.

05.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใƒใƒฉใ˜ใ‚ƒใชใใฆใƒฆใƒชใงๆใใŸใ‹ใฃใŸใ‚ปใƒชใ‚นใ€‚
#1ๆ—ฅ1ใ‚ปใƒชใ‚น

05.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 469 ๐Ÿ” 156 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Next Sega Genesis game review is most likely Alien Storm.
It's about busting aliens and feeling good.
Features include cool robot, awesomely overpowered dash-attacks, and a useless final boss straight out of Gradius.
#retrogaming

05.03.2026 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Genesis port of Alien Storm has some extras, like this laboratory stage.
Maybe it's wrong, but I always take a moment to destroy every brain in a jar I see.
Can't take any chances that one of them heads a criminal organization someday.

28.09.2025 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even your cat is like "this is my jam!"

05.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Casually reminding everyone that I hate gaming anniversaries because they drown my social media in zero-effort content)

05.03.2026 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just reviewed nearly a dozen Playstation 2 games in the past few months.
Another console I love has the spotlight right now.
I ain't dropping everything to celebrate some wack 26th anniversary.

05.03.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sega Genesis Look - Golden Axe 2

This morning's Mega Drive review is Golden Axe 2.
pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/03/sega...
It's a great sequel.

#retrogaming #sega #genesis

05.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 393 ๐Ÿ” 115 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making this my next review.

05.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
One of the most essential tools is that you can control the direction you throw enemies. Use this to knock down nearby foes and do extra damage.

One of the most essential tools is that you can control the direction you throw enemies. Use this to knock down nearby foes and do extra damage.

The downward stab is the strongest move, though predictably harder to land.

The downward stab is the strongest move, though predictably harder to land.

Enemies can and will fall into pits with little effort.
Just don't do what I did and leave yourself open to getting knocked into that same pit.

Enemies can and will fall into pits with little effort. Just don't do what I did and leave yourself open to getting knocked into that same pit.

You can't have a Golden Axe game without impressive magic effects, like this dragon scorching everyone.

You can't have a Golden Axe game without impressive magic effects, like this dragon scorching everyone.

Golden Axe 2 is a fine entry in the Sega Genesis series. A bit of a learning curve here, as you'll spend an inordinate amount of time "leading" adversaries around just to create an opportunity to land a hit. Throw enemies at their buddies or into pits whenever possible.
#retrogaming

27.01.2025 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sega Genesis Look - QuackShot Starring Donald Duck

Today's Sega Genesis review is QuackShot.
pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/02/sega...
This game is delicious. Absolute goodness.
#retrogaming

27.02.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I believed the SNES version was good, I would've tried to replay it at least once in the past few decades.

04.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but IIRC it's just a dub right now.

04.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's still early, but I've noticed that the Sega Genesis port of Ys 3 plays very well. I went in expecting a lot of hitbox funkiness and grinding, but that's not really the case. The first couple bosses can be easily defeated at level 3.

Also, down-stabs kick butt as they should.
#retrogaming

04.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay WTF
I seriously didn't plan on playing the Sega Genesis version of Ys 3 literally one year after the Turbografx CD version.

Also, talking Adol alert.

04.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I had to see the experience glitch in the Mega Drive version of Ys 3 for myself.

1. Spend all of Adol's gold to buy an amulet.
2. Go to Tigre Mine's 2nd screen.
3. Use the amulet 3 times (leave and return so enemies respawn)
4. Max level and cash.
#retrogaming

04.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The intro cinematic to Ys III: Wanderers from Ys.
(Original game by Nihon Falcom, ported to the Sega Genesis by Riot / Renovation)

"That night, Dogi told Adol that the town of Sarina in Kenai was his home and it had been ten years since he left."

The intro cinematic to Ys III: Wanderers from Ys. (Original game by Nihon Falcom, ported to the Sega Genesis by Riot / Renovation) "That night, Dogi told Adol that the town of Sarina in Kenai was his home and it had been ten years since he left."

"Do you remember Elena?' asked Roadold. 'You'll be surprised to see her, because she has grown to be a beautiful young lady."

"Do you remember Elena?' asked Roadold. 'You'll be surprised to see her, because she has grown to be a beautiful young lady."

"The fortuneteller was a lovely young woman with long flowing back hair. After she took their money, she focused on a crystal ball on..."

I think that's supposed to be black hair...
(The localization also refers to her and the people she travels with as g---ies... so yeah... not cool)

"The fortuneteller was a lovely young woman with long flowing back hair. After she took their money, she focused on a crystal ball on..." I think that's supposed to be black hair... (The localization also refers to her and the people she travels with as g---ies... so yeah... not cool)

"...passed and became more clear. He (Adol) felt an awesome sensation oozing through the ground that something was waiting for him."

"...passed and became more clear. He (Adol) felt an awesome sensation oozing through the ground that something was waiting for him."

Taking a short break from Mega Drive games that start with the letter R.
What about one that starts with Y? Like... Oh hey, Ys III.
Digging the intro.
#retrogaming #genesis

04.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, she needed more specials with cancellable recovery.

From what I've read, SB1 is a rough first outing for almost the entire cast, but they all get huge buffs and find their niche in SB2.

04.03.2026 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not familiar with SB1, but Nouhime tends to do her best work at long-range, eliminating bosses before they get anywhere near her.

If she has it in this game, try her charged shot (hold square). It travels an immense distance and chews through crowds.

04.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0