Titty Enthusiast

The Ube Cheesecake, despite not being the prettiest, were the sleeper hit! Ppl REALLY loved the flavor.

(The full batch rly was a “tag yourself” meme.)

I rly like how they turned out. I was so pleased.

Ppl were surprised I made them. And I had to be like “I’m an enthusiast in most things I do. This is something I’m actually very skilled at”

I WON!!!

The theme for practice tonight is The Great Band Bake-Off!

I’m going to win! Even if it’s maybe not an actual competition.

I read David Diop’s “Beyond the Door of No Return” for the Senegal option in the StoryGraph Reads the World challenge and I’m so grateful for this challenge for pushing me to read books outside of where I usually do because this book was so good and has me thinking like you would NOT believe!

I’m a prison and police abolitionist and I’m also a pacifist.

But when someone changes the subject line in an Outlook email so it no longer nests/is searchable?

The scavenger’s daughter. The rack!

This stupid suburban bus is gonna make me wait until board time. I hate this. It’s COLD!!!

I do hope being homophobic to Shane so he left is essentially the Metro’s Patrick Roy moment and they never win another Cup again and toil in obscurity forever while bitter and self-important tho.

Got tacos from here when I got back and 10/10. Can’t believe this is my life now

Every regular season handshake line in heated rivalry fic takes a year off my life

Icb I’m going somewhere and have only JUST discovered that there is a taco man with a cart DIRECTLY across from my new building. Praise the lord.

Got a new phone! It’s good because my old phone was slowly dying.

Unfortunately, I’m a tonta and didn’t realize that I hadn’t set up my cellular before erasing my old phone. So now I gotta go to T-Mobile in person so I can get my phone number and cellular. Switched over.

When @whmpodcast.bsky.social said the most iconic JCvD split is the one from Time Cop I LITERALLY yelled “Hell yes!” Out loud in my apartment.

A Nation Under Our Feet by Steven Hahn
Four Shots in the Night - Henry Hemming

Okay but I need to be held accountable. Next week, when I’m more moved in to my place, I DESPERATELY need you all to check on whether I’ve been using the fitness center at my new place!

This fic where Shane becomes a coach after retirement being like “and then Florida only barely lost to the Admirals in tbe Stanley Cup Final!”

No they didn’t! No they didn’t!

There was a corrido about Minneapolis/Alex Pretti and I was enjoying it only to find out it was AI. Gross. Not my corridos

Why would anyone ever say Tim was anything but a shortstop? Like be so for real.

lol. I absolutely didn’t clean the fridge because I ran out of fucks to give. I’ll be very real with you

When I got approved for food stamps I IMMEDIATELY bought an entire flat of cuties and ate a package of fresh pineapple WHILE SHOPPING.

P sure I got scurvy my first winter in Chicago because the price of vegetables and citrus was an affront to my SoCal sense of pride and also I was literally living on a poverty wage.

I never have to interact with That Man again.

I now have to unpack 2749202 things but I am FREE.

I’m officially free of my terrible former landlord

deleting signal now that it’s compromised. find me in the houston astros dugout banging on trash cans

He won them 3 Cups AND speaks perfect French AND is a boring hockey robot. And yet…

But they deserve OTTAWA?

rip greg bovino, who fell between the slats of a sidewalk drainage gate and was swarmed by rats, eventually becoming the center of a rat king as he was torn to bits by a million tiny bites, while his screams for help went unheeded because nobody ever liked him anyway, even a little bit

Wisconsin, where they make Chicago look like the Temperance League.