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Somebody in the secret service has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time today, March 15th.

15.03.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that ADULT SWIM created TV that is meant to be specifically watched when you know you should have gone to bed an hour ago

01.03.2025 07:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 716 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

I hate to be all "rule of threes" but I hope Elon Musk is next

27.02.2025 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is exactly it.

19.02.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a dolphin with the words " you 've been set free " ALT: a cartoon of a dolphin with the words " you 've been set free "
17.02.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drake. Worst L in rap beef history

10.02.2025 04:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You really ran out of juice, huh? Please prove any of us wrong.

10.02.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Copy + paste really proves your point. It's ok, take a walk

10.02.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess the moral of the story is to not start a public feud with a prolific songwriter when it’s an open secret that you’re a pedophile

10.02.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 234 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

That mostly was put out over the last week on social media. Paying Super Bowl prices for a (shitty) ad I saw a week ago is so stupid

10.02.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . " ALT: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means . "
10.02.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright man.

10.02.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's not what irony means. You're objectively wrong

10.02.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not objective. I thought it was amazing, that alone proves you wrong.

10.02.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those suits for the first movie were so good

10.02.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like something Drake would say

10.02.2025 02:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go f***ing *** Rupert Murdoch

10.02.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Greatest loss in rap beef history

10.02.2025 01:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the robot football guys, they should have them play the game

09.02.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For it is writ so ✊

31.01.2025 04:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course, the by-laws must be observed

31.01.2025 04:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And for the love of PETE! FLEE to the Sanctum of Absolution at dawns first light after the Eve of Becoming

31.01.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been endlessly doom scrolling today, thinking about everyone in LA. Please take care of yourselves, be safe and remember, there is help out there.

09.01.2025 04:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. And horror. So much horror

09.01.2025 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me hopeful and incredibly sad at the same time

09.01.2025 04:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no good billionaires

09.01.2025 04:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the Endgame friend

09.01.2025 04:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0