26.01.2026 02:52
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earl sandwich
lol
this is so us it’s actually scary
it’s such a planet
it’s giving planet
well at least we have the dumbest, most morally bankrupt person alive in charge
please enjoy my
testicles are the guacamole of penis creation
this cheered me up
nothing makes me lose my will to live more than having to go into guitar center
i’m not well
i’ve never been more innocent than just now, trying to find an old mickey rooney film clip and searching ‘girl crazy dildo’
not what i was looking for!!
but will they fill my canyon?
lol
i’m living for this
imagine?
the way i rushed to the new ryan lizza post and was immediately rewarded
i didn’t believe trump blew bubba until i saw this pic
the way I go from ‘I wish I was mary’ to ‘never mind’ in just a few lyrics is wild
a bop
Me as a child seeing Bernadette Peters and Steve Martin sing ‘Tonight You Belong to Me’ in The Jerk for the first time:
This is romance
also boring
boring
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
wish i could see debra messing crying
i respect sliwa voters more than cuomo voters
the bad news is we can no longer say ‘why not dick cheney?’ when someone cool dies
great inning!
