𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝚏 𝚈𝚘 𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚔

I rather have a sore throat than a stuffy nose bc not being able to breathe at night pisses me off

Time goes forward & I end up sick, fuck Brian McKnight & Hulk Hogan

You know what fell off the face of the earth & nobody talks about it is them half dollar coins. like when was the last time yall ever had or seen one???

Better than ketchup nasty ass

BBQ sauce is the bad bitch of condiments

Imma tell you happy birthday right now PM🙌🏾🙌🏾🥰🥰🤣

Like make it make sense, a mf be talking about it all day & it be at the end of the year 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

If I see you posting like it’s your birthday, i tell you happy birthday & you say “it’s 4 weeks from now” instead of accepting it I’m not gonna tell you happy birthday again.

Do yall think it’s more released songs than humans

But do it stay wet when the fan is on???

If you’re gonna waste my time at atleast fucking pay me in advance or something

This warm weather feels like Allure by Jay Z

It’s important to never get me to a point where I can completely ignore your existence while you’re right in front of me

People think you a mean person until they give you a valid to be mean, now you wish I wasn’t mean.

Your favorite work pants randomly ending up with a hole in the crotch gotta be the worst minor inconvenience

Imagine unlocking your phone & then you gotta watch a 2 minute unskippable ad for it goes to your home screen

If your butt phat I hope you have a blessed day 😘

“Why you being quiet?” And you need to do the same damn thing

A person will fall out with you & tell everyone what you allegedly did & leave out what they actually did.

-Inuyasha
-Dragonball Z
-Lupin III
-Case Closed
-Samurai Champloo
-Cowboy Bebop
-Full Metal Alchemist
-Zatch Bell
-Pokémon
-One Piece

Everytime I hear about Dr Seuss I get mad that my elementary school music teacher had the whole class singing “Dr suess we love you” for a damn play 🤦🏾‍♂️

Fuck… the… frail shit, cause when my coke come in-..

Alright now 😩❤️

Yall also got a song in the playlist you manly play to measure time & distance when driving???

It’s me & then it’s my dad that swear I stole his face 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

Question do they have movie theaters where they can let you walk in, buy popcorn & leave without needing a movie ticket???

Let me know how it goes 🙌🏾

I been taking this for a week mixing it with ashwaganda & barely been mad at anything thing since

Done got high & started listening to
Destiny’s Child & why yall ain’t tell me Michelle’s bridge on Cater 2 U was this hard

🙌🏾🙌🏾