What would never happen now is me caring about it either way (I was at peak superhero interest when DOFP came out, though).
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What would never happen now is me caring about it either way (I was at peak superhero interest when DOFP came out, though).
That's your solution to everything.
There's a nice lad over repairing my thermostat, but the longer he's here, the more I can tell it's dawning on him what a fucking weirdo I am.
Lies
BioShock, GTA 4, Uncharted 2, Mass Effect 2, Red Dead Redemption, Hitman 2016, Metal Gear Solid V, Breath of the Wild, Sekiro
And here's the illegal games media onwards one:
Sonic 2, Link's Awakening, Red Alert, GTA 3, Halo, Final Fantasy X, Metal Gear Solid 3, Resident Evil 4, Shadow of the Colossus
These. Pre-games media.
That's 100% it. I don't think I've thought about it since 2009.
Quite a few normies I follow on Instagram liked those Firefly posts. Dunno how people have the energy for some of these narratives.
Everyone has spent too much time in a terminally online hell world and lost their minds.
Pokémon LeafGreen/FireRed should let you take on the Viridian City gym straight away, so the rest of the game is about recovering from the PTSD of Giovanni annihilating your level 8 Bulbasaur.
Going to hell for this:
Watched The Testament of Ann Lee. At the end of the film, a bit of text says she had 6000 followers at her peak. My podcast has about 7000 weekly listeners.
Am I a minor religious figure?
Here's a project that a pal of mine has been working on!
I can wheel out being confused for the Sam Roberts Band and going on Canadian national radio because of that one more time, right?
Probably had a bit too much fun posting about Matthew playing the Hitler auction game over the past month or so (sounds like a bad hang to me).
The Bride has 55 on Metacritic - mixed or average reviews
*sickos.gif*
1 star or 4 stars. It cannot be anything else.
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
When did Todd morph into Tony Shalhoub?
Eugh, regrettably I'm quite enjoying this.
Managed 5 minutes of new Scrubs before reaching for my phone to make the standard, "has Zach Braff spent the past two decades in print media?" joke.
Hello everyone. I come with the sad news that as you are no doubt already aware, we're saying goodbye to several of our friends and colleagues here at Eurogamer. Leaving us are Tom Orry, our editorial director; our video team of Ian Higton, Zoe Delahunty-Light, and Alix Attenborough; Alex Donaldson, our editor-at-large; and Will Judd, who worked across Digital Foundry, hardware and deals. I'll start with Tom, who over the past year-plus had made himself a hugely valuable source of advice, expertise, desert-dry humour and world class poker faces (I think we just about made him laugh once, for a moment, on his final day). Tom initially began the role when Tom Phillips was our editor-in-chief here, mostly working away diligently in the background in a two-Tom-tandem doing editorial director things, before taking on a more prominent role on the site itself over the past 11 or 12 months, gracing us with some signature console nostalgia and unjustifiably intense Project Gotham Racing enthusiasm. Tom, Dom, Alex and I, along with the rest of the team, worked together closely on what a 'new Eurogamer' might look like last year, and his experience in running multiple games media sites was consistently our rock to lean on. While he may have initially seemed an outsider of sorts compared to Eurogamer chiefs of old - at least to some on the surface, coming from his 20-plus years across our sister sites VG247 and USGamer, and before that the cult-favourite site he founded in our once-rival VideoGamer - I can't stress enough how much Tom 'got' Eurogamer. His goal was for us to be at the heart of the big stories that mattered most to our readers with original, diligent reporting and on-the-button commentary, and that will absolutely continue. In immaculately on-brand, limelight-dodging Orry style, Tom opted to sneak his farewell into this past weekend's What We've Been Playing column, but I'll be damned if he gets away with it that easily. Sorry Tom. Here's what he had to say…
From myself and the whole team at @eurogamer.bsky.social, a very fond farewell and huge thank you to our friends and colleagues (thread).💙
Scaling beyond PS4 with extra performance mode options, Fallout 4: Anniversary Edition delivers the goods - and we're fascinated to see how the promised DLSS upgrade could improve things still further: www.digitalfoundry.net/reviews/fall...
Now there's a demo of it on Switch 2! Makes sense to me, they've clearly polished the shit out of it. Give it a try.
"The Nintendo localisation team went through every name of the blokes who worked in a Kwik-Fit in Portsmouth circa 1997...Gary beat out Bob, Steve, Dave, Barry and Big Chris."
It only occurred to me last night, as I started Pokémon LeafGreen, that in Japan your rival probably wasn't known as 'Gary'.
If you want to know how the British print news industry ends (which is, de facto, amazingly still what supports most newspaper websites) it's the distribution channels getting banjaxed. When you lose "TG Jones" etc even people who want a paper can't get one. That'll be the real start of the ending.
Just had a whole evening of ARC Raiders without another human opening fire on us. The prevailing theory: all the sickos have cleared out and gone off to Marathon.
£99.99. Genuinely might be the best thing I've ever spent money on.
