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Hider of Daily Mails Old bag No Parmesán! ✊️ Illegitimi non carbonara! SHOVE YOUR CHLORINATED CHICKEN UP YOUR CHLORINATED BUM! Thrown out of the Brownies 4 "subversion" C/W may contain politics Same birthday as #craftywank & Prince George (diff year obvs)

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Uggh

06.03.2026 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
John Sweeney Writer and Broadcaster John Sweeney is a reporter, old school, and has written 12 books, his latest thriller is The Useful Idiot: "enthralling" - The Observer.

1/3 I'm writing a book about Nigel Farage for Headline.

Some of his pals are blanking me.

Is it because after I reported on the killing of a Polish man in Essex in 2016, he said that I had caused him "more misery than any other in 25 years in politics"?

Do get in touch: johnsweeney.co.uk

06.03.2026 17:06 👍 63 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 0

Chris Mason wouldn't last 5 minutes in Lise Doucet or Orla Guerin's jobs

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0

Christ I get some annoying twats on my Threads 🙄

06.03.2026 17:03 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did I say that?

06.03.2026 17:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is akin to highwaymen robbing stagecoaches - Boot Hungary out of the EU!

06.03.2026 16:23 👍 54 🔁 25 💬 5 📌 0

No, very little on him. Apparently he went to a different school

06.03.2026 15:56 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As far as I can tell, there are very few grown ups in US & it's far from normal...

06.03.2026 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Last post was 2023

06.03.2026 15:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not active- last post 2023

06.03.2026 15:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That post will flush out the mansplainers for me to mute....

06.03.2026 15:37 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I was in charge, the likes of Fartage, Truss & Tommeh Robinson would be locked up in the tower for high treason until such time that they faced trial. Eventually their heads would be placed on stakes in Trafalgar Square.

06.03.2026 15:35 👍 82 🔁 9 💬 23 📌 0

Here lies the body of Donald J Trump
His arse exploded when he went for a dump

06.03.2026 15:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Human race deserves to die out

06.03.2026 15:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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"Bombshell" =
In news we were all expecting

06.03.2026 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love watching people use LLMs in public. They’ll reply to a breaking news article and say “@grok is this true?” Babe where do you think it’s about to pull its answer from

06.03.2026 14:00 👍 2911 🔁 355 💬 64 📌 28

But we don't have to - nobody has to.
It's not the law 😁

06.03.2026 15:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You read her book????!!

06.03.2026 15:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm trying to be more Winnie the Pooh and less Eeyore

06.03.2026 13:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look on the bright side, however bad you think things are now always remember they could be a whole lot worse. Liz Truss could still be prime minister.

06.03.2026 13:04 👍 131 🔁 12 💬 10 📌 0
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06.03.2026 12:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

06.03.2026 03:10 👍 3628 🔁 732 💬 45 📌 45

Is he banging on about voter fraud yet?

06.03.2026 12:15 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Where did reform come?

06.03.2026 12:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Daily mail"

06.03.2026 12:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And a forked tongue

06.03.2026 10:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same

06.03.2026 09:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope he was carrying something interesting in his carry on luggage

06.03.2026 09:33 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I would've thought he has the perfect credentials for Reform

06.03.2026 09:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

None of your business

06.03.2026 09:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0