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Wendy

@wickedlyhumorous

Sarcasm is my native tongue; I enjoy those who wield it like a sword. My posts contain snark, swearing, and Oxford commas. Gamer, Galactic, Sapiophile, Fluent in Typonese, INFJ ProgressiveπŸ”΅Dot πŸ”΄State MT

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We've been trained in typonese.

06.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My brain read that last line as "she is not fit for county fairs." Seems fitting as well.

15.02.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the end, it's going to be Epstein who shows up in the Trump files.

25.01.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This was an execution.

25.01.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Elon Musk stands up for 2A: 'Armed citizens are essential to the defense of democracy'

Elon Musk stands up for 2A: 'Armed citizens are essential to the defense of democracy'

Remember this?
I do.
RIP Alex Pretti.

25.01.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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24.01.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, that's the one! I vaguely was guessing pollution in my head but was unsure. Thank you for going to find it, and the reminder that gaslighting is as old as time and the intelligence of the marketers and the populace.

We are so fucked.

10.01.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This takes me back to a commercial of my childhood that had a Native man on it with one tear sliding down his cheek. I don't remember what the commercial was for, but it is most fitting for this time.

10.01.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully we've all been forced to read fluent typonese like that one I just made! I am going to need a nap. 🀣

26.12.2025 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, my response is poorly worded and flows badly. It makes me itchy to correct it if I thought it would be read by others, but since it won't, I am going to leave it as it stands. Okay, not I just have to back away from the keyboard slowly... 😳

26.12.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that he is roped off from the other buffet attendees.

26.12.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is perfection.

26.12.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm surprised by the number of spiritual people that lack self knowledge but with a smugness in a class of its own. They are barely a half step above flat earthers.

26.12.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amen, my Canadian sister from another Mister! πŸ€£πŸ˜‰

27.11.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It helped that I started my young career life working in the Equal Employment Office in the public sector in Seattle. That brought me in contact with all kinds of new thinking as a kid from flyover country. Talk about an education.

27.11.2025 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In hindsight, I can view my own thoughts originating with this thinking. Thankfully, I unlearned and relearned different thinking, but if I had been unable to learn, I might still be there. And a MAGAt. I can't think of a worse way to exist in life.

27.11.2025 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoy telling haughty christians that I'm atheist just because I enjoy the reaction, otherwise, who cares. But my dog, the reaction is priceless every time they clutch their pearls for hope of my salvation in their wacky beliefs. πŸ˜‚

23.11.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's very... becoming? πŸ˜† You'll have the streets to yourself.

31.10.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird. Who coulda seen this coming, am I right?
/s - for anyone unable to read the tone

19.10.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I live in the heart of gawd, guns, and trump country. It presents like a reality show called Truth and Consequences where the participants are baffled by the rules. Luckily, it comes with its own self-mocking laugh track.

13.10.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the people who piss me off the most, the delicate snowflakes.

11.10.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I ever get double digit likes, I consider it going viral. πŸ˜‚

11.10.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amen! πŸ˜‚

05.10.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an atheist, I'm not sure who to pray to for it to happen in a gaggle of reporters.

02.10.2025 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's exhausting waiting for people to see what is staring them in the face but coming up with excuses and cutesie names for things so as not to deal with reality.

28.09.2025 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Epstein and trump with caption: For the Epsteinth time, Tylenol doesn't cause autism.

Picture of Epstein and trump with caption: For the Epsteinth time, Tylenol doesn't cause autism.

26.09.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of RFK, Jr and trump with a caption: Look, it's Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Picture of RFK, Jr and trump with a caption: Look, it's Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

23.09.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have my "survive 10 raptures, get the 11th one free" punch card all ready for tomorrow. I'm looking forward to my free coffee on Wednesday.

22.09.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cynicism is quicksand that can take everyone down with them. Those are the people I distance myself from the most; they are the worst offenders to progress.

Having something to believe in is a sense of purpose that cult leaders understand and members exchange for their critical thinking skills.

22.09.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so excited to get the final stamp on my Rapture Punch Card when I miss yet another one! I have earned a free coffee on Wednesday.

21.09.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0