Roz

Haha there it is. I should never have doubted you

I'm proud of you

#uteshitting

And especially if you knew that the Utes previously shared a field with the Bees - their fields being named basically the same thing is sooooo confusing

It's bonkers because you could end up at opposite ends of the valley for a game if you just put it into Google maps and didn't have any knowledge of the area

It's 😍

Pretty sure that's like the 12th sports venue called America First something within a 20 mile radius (k *only* 3, 2 of which are baseball fields)

My autocorrect knows its shit

I have no idea where the word suicide came from in that comment, I'm dying

I've told you my conspiracy theory that they deliberately put the most terrible, stupid women in these positions of power suicide so they can fail and they can claim it's because they're women and women are the worst.

But all the men they put in are also incompetent, so maybe they just suck.

I'm sure Markwayne will be suddenly competent oh wait no, he's just got a dick (ostensibly)

Oh he's scared scared

Idk guys, men might be too stupid to lead
Source: waves and at literally everything

It feels like a completely different lifetime, it's crazy.

I vividly remember one of the girls crying at 12yo because she was in trouble for being over 85lbs.

👋 in former gymnast who survived weekly caliper checks and weigh ins.

But he's seen The Last Boy Scout

I don't understand how I was told we had agency my entire life, & that was the beauty of Jesus's proposal over Satan's - but so many of the people who taught that are hell bent on forcing everyone to comply with exactly what they think is right or else. It's almost like they're not the good guys.

The religious insanity is getting bolder across the board

I thought facts didn't care about feelings

I hope Strider calls him a bitch out loud

Same reason serial killers cover the faces of their victims

Hey Iran, twinsies!

LFG

Their entire strategy on literally everything is "if you see me do something or hear me say something, no you didn't."

How absolutely stupid do you have to be to do this again AND get caught again

Huh.

Woman, getting death threats and being stalked by a guy: police can't do anything until he actually hurts or kills her

Potus: I think they were thinking about what it might be like to attack us, that's grounds for a nuke!

These scores have been... interesting.