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Overeducated and underemployed Cat parent, slow runner, amateur tubist Transplant in Chicago they/them ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโšง๏ธ๐ŸŽฎโ›ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜ธ

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A brunette woman looking high as hell, absolutely zooted

A brunette woman looking high as hell, absolutely zooted

06.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a lot of bad shit in the world, but as a silver lining, we still get to periodically dunk on Paul Vallas, who, as a bonus, holds no office of import.

06.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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& thank god for that!

06.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They give you boxes to type what you really think of Vallas

06.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
City of Chicago 2026 Survey Take this survey powered by surveymonkey.com. Create your own surveys for free.

An unscientific poll gauging Paul Vallas for school board president is out. It has no filter so anyone can take it.
www.research.net/r/6667FX5?v=...

06.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Some fuckery on Facebook reminded me:

Just because someone claims an identity in a virtual space does not mean they actually have that identity.

For years whites have been masquerading as Black online to post racistly.

Bigots do bigoted shit. Be skeptical and be aware.

06.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Balatro might be recency bias but 450 hours of playtime and the C++ achievement can't mean nothing

06.03.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pokemon Blue or Legends:Arceus could possibly replace HeartGold here, but I chose HeartGold because it was the game that got me back into Pokemon ten years ago after not playing for a long time.

Picked Melee for Smash Bros for nostalgia; it was what we played the most in college.

06.03.2026 05:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

9 games that make me

06.03.2026 05:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, it's always Macbeth.

05.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are great numbers! You got this!

05.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are three state level candidates sponsored by DraftKings - Jaime Andrade, Adam Braun, and Sara Feigenholtz - and all three have either no showed or won't agree to a debate.

A pattern emerges.

05.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
04.03.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

At a wonderful candidate forum, run by a local youth org, for the IL House 40th District seat.

Miguel Alvelo-Rivera has shared he stands for taxing billionaires, lifting the ban on rent control, ending IL financial support for weapons for Israel.

Jaime Andrade was invited but didn't come.

04.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being an academic without morals must be great, you just gotta get lucky with a few decent ideas and then afterwards you can say or do whatever the fuck you want

02.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this put me over the edge cause I'm just exhausted and grouchy all the time now

02.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asked my repair shop guy about it today and he said he has no idea - used parts stores say they have no shortage, they don't sell particularly well used, etc. Only guess I have is that it's some kind of dare, boredom shit?

02.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Inb4 - I'm not even that fat! I know this! I'm small enough that I sometimes make it into the "acceptable" category. I can't imagine how much more this would suck if I were fatter!

02.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

XXL is 36-38" waist. At some point you gotta just say, gay brands don't want to see fat people in their clothes.

02.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all, I weigh 240 pounds, have 42"+ waist, and I stand quite a bit under 6'. I've been about this size for 9 years now; my body size is mine and I've worked so hard to accept both my size and how to take care of this body.

I don't hate being fat, I hate living in anti-fat world.

02.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the sexy outfits part of gay culture but I would love if more of them came in my size

02.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That's what I recalled but it's been so long since I last saw it I second guessed myself. Thanks!

02.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Pokรฉmon village with the words "Pokรฉmon Communism".

A Pokรฉmon village with the words "Pokรฉmon Communism".

This is fun.

pixelframe.design/pokopia-font...

02.03.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I don't remember how criminal anyone was in Some Like it Hot, I don't care, I just love this scene

02.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be gay! Do crime!

02.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a whole Yankee and I *still* liked him before now. What the hell, Judge

02.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for posting this. My impression has been that people see the race as between "possibly a shithead but he says the right things" and "temu Schumer, aged 79". As far as I can tell, Maine has no good options. I don't envy them.

02.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ what if we kissed at the heated rivalry techno house rave night with nude dj? ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ

jk... unless...

02.03.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And this: a PAC supporting Raja is spending $250k just to run ads boosting Kelly, because they figure that will hurt Stratton and give Raja the win.

bsky.app/profile/capi...

28.02.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And there you have it folks.

Get the word out to everyone you know.

A vote for Kelly is a vote for Raja.

27.02.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1