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It’s only a matter of time before I'm staring at you from the cover of a Wheaties box

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Yeah agreed. Gordon seems like he'd be a lot of money for not much upgrade. Think Rogers would be the last player Villa would want to sell, but they don't have many others who would generate much income

07.03.2026 15:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rogers would be class.

07.03.2026 15:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wonderful pub. Short hop to the Earl of Essex (nice, but a bit bougie) then up to the Pocket.

06.03.2026 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Glass of NZ Chardonnay

Glass of NZ Chardonnay

Tony Bish Heartwood Chardonnay

06.03.2026 20:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spurs' players and fans both know they're down

05.03.2026 22:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you score a goal, if the ball rebounds out of the net you can get a second goal if a different player on your team plays the ball back into the net without the opposition having touched it first or touching it en route

05.03.2026 12:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MY MANAGER

04.03.2026 22:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You should do. 5am Saint was a fantastic beer back in the day. My partner and I used to regularly enjoy the Sheffield bar when it first opened. Don't need to pretend otherwise because we subsequently soured on em

02.03.2026 17:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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How it started ⬆️

How it's going...

01.03.2026 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rhys James looking like a sad teddy bear faced dweeb

Rhys James looking like a sad teddy bear faced dweeb

No badge kiss now, aye Rhys?

01.03.2026 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pub in t-minus 10 minutes

26.02.2026 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Agreed. I was in the THT this time last year and it was a pretty miserable affair. Seemed pretty far removed from everything you associate with the Taylors brand.

Although not owned by TT, the Corn Dolly in Bradford for instance seems much more in keeping with what you'd expect

24.02.2026 12:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ditto Gyokeres.

22.02.2026 18:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How important is it to now persist with Eze, starting him in the next two games at least?

16.02.2026 07:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Marco. Bizot.

14.02.2026 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New ones from Converge, Nothing and Angel Du$t all on the same day 😮‍💨

13.02.2026 09:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incredible

12.02.2026 18:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something we can all get behind

12.02.2026 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds great! On that note, the recent cask cryo deception was 👌.

11.02.2026 11:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exciting! Permanent cask Heathen?!

11.02.2026 11:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lost a manager and dropped two places, all before lunch!

11.02.2026 11:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two-screening wrestling and figure skating, because I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew

10.02.2026 18:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How do you watch Ice Hockey? Like, where even is the puck?!

09.02.2026 11:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lovely day on the fun boat today

07.02.2026 23:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Table reservation sign in the boozer suggests that it's six nations season

Table reservation sign in the boozer suggests that it's six nations season

Bleurgh. Nothing good kicks off at 16:00 🤢🤮

07.02.2026 12:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Richard Masters once he reaches the end of this tweet

06.02.2026 11:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sam went to Track then?!

05.02.2026 12:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My diamond shoes are too tight and my wallet's too small for my fifties!

05.02.2026 11:58 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think I counted about 115 reasons in Guardiola's rant about why the rules of a competition shouldn't apply to City 😏

05.02.2026 08:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How convinced is Gary Neville that Chelsea are going to score any second now, some 11 hours after the final whistle?

04.02.2026 08:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0