EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier
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EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier
EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier https://theonion.com/epa-unveils-plan-to-make-water-chunkier/
Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.
Rep. Nancy Mace: "I believe Pam Bondi has been less than truthful with the American people and Congress on the Epstein files. I want to know where the files are that were on her desk, because they're not in the hands of Congress ... I want to know why this is continuing to be covered up."
We're at war in Iran, the president is already talking about another war with Cuba, and the White House and secretary of state are spending their time doing a roundtable on Name, Image, and Likeness rights in college sports?
"Everyone is 12" theory remains undefeated.
At this point, I think there might literally be a 7th grade boy running White House comms.
And the party that was opposed to masks in COVID now defends masks for ICE.
Wow, that is a little bit funny, what an incisive and smart observation you've made about the foibles of mankind
I only take one shoe off now #FightThePower
On March 6, 1981, Walter Cronkite signs off for the final time as anchor of the 'CBS Evening News.'
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
“As homeland-security secretary, Noem personally generated more scandals over the past year than a normal presidency would muster in four.”
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
TFW your employee review conflicts with a trip to that Tijuana brothel www.pillarcatholic.com/p/amid-quest...
More than $427,000 in church funds are missing, but it could be as much as $1 million. The bishop was apparently a regular at a Tijuana brothel called The Hong Kong Billionaire’s Club where he was a VIP client.
www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/s...
I want a cameo when this becomes a streaming series (which it should)
"The truth is Vance’s 'war on fraud' is a phantom, a PR effort that will likely uncover no misdeeds that weren’t already known to actual fraud investigators. Vance’s pretend fight against fraud is the real fraud, and it’s just what we might expect from the most corrupt administration in history."
noem's dog looking down from heaven
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Great q&a here with @dswinson.bsky.social about his new novel FROM THE DUST which is terrific, a noir story in a rural town.
www.hachettebookgroup.com/qa/rural-noi...
Mullin is the guy who tried to fight a witness at a Senate hearing. www.axios.com/2023/11/14/m...
I'm sure Lewandowski, committed to the department, will remain as a close adviser to Mullin.
Trump replacing Noem with Mullin is a reminder that, yes, it can always get dumber.
Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?
Now Senate can put hold on Mullin until Dems DHS demands are met
BREAKING: Trump announces that effective 3/31, puppy killer Kristi Noem is out as DHS Sect. Oklahoma Senator Mullin will replace her.
Noem is now "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas," a new made up title.
In reality—Trump saving face for Noem's absurd levels of corruption & incompetence
Like Noem, Mullin fulfills the primary job requirement for DHS secretary under Trump II: Never been a troop but likes to play one on TV.
Right?!
There it is: Noem out, Mullin in
