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Bear, flâneur, hiker, repairman. He/him/Dad.

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I think the general vibe these days is that he’s made some pretty average movies lately and isn’t particularly interesting at the moment

07.03.2026 21:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s been that kind of year here, alas.

01.03.2026 09:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In Sydney, waiting for a showing of BLUE MOON to start. They’re playing Pavement in the lobby. Feels like home to me.

22.02.2026 02:00 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I meant Blue Moon, apologies! Didn’t know anything about it, went in cold on a flight last week thinking oh, Linklater, probably good. :)

14.02.2026 19:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I loved that movie! What an utter surprise…

14.02.2026 17:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

can't stop thinking about rectangular february

04.02.2026 13:47 👍 40 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1

A Turkish Citizen, who is also a high ranking US Government Official launching a racist attack on Armenians is really not something I saw coming.

30.01.2026 17:09 👍 471 🔁 66 💬 9 📌 4
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Every time I see Melania I hear Dr. Startz saying "I have a terrific diet... the California diet. Guaranteed loss of 15 pounds in four weeks."

29.01.2026 12:36 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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If only...

29.01.2026 08:37 👍 1835 🔁 288 💬 83 📌 49
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Confidential to Dr. Oz, Turkish-American dual citizen: no, that's not Cyrillic. That's Armenian. Why the hell are you here in Los Angeles targeting Armenian neighborhoods and alleging widespread fraud? Denying the Armenian genocide was bad enough already; this is reprehensible.

29.01.2026 00:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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The Best Bookstore in Palm Springs Family-owned bookstore with branches in Palm Springs and San Francisco.

If you are anywhere near Palm Springs next weekend, I'll be at the notoriously fantastic Palm Springs Readers' Festival, hosted by @bestbookstore.bsky.social, on Sunday 2/1. There will be a ton of other amazing authors there too. Hope to see you! Get some books and say hi! bestbookstore.com/festival

26.01.2026 01:05 👍 37 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

Enjoy your Steely Dan, old timer!

25.01.2026 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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"Police everywhere, justice nowhere," -Victor Hugo

25.01.2026 03:02 👍 33 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, it’s a staple in our household. Tastes normal, works well for lactose intolerant types 😊

24.01.2026 14:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh for the love of all that is holy - is that a thing that exists?

23.01.2026 20:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what the fuck

23.01.2026 19:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

mmm bunny chow 🤤

23.01.2026 14:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i really enjoyed writing this one

13.01.2026 18:29 👍 59 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

New A24 character posters and trailer for Alexander Skarsgård-Harry Melling Christmas-set PILLION. Opening in limited theatrical release in the U.S. on February 6, before going wide on February 20.

🎥 Trailer: youtu.be/Gl8n5I-IIHU?...

14.01.2026 19:04 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

07.01.2026 20:26 👍 86940 🔁 21349 💬 1612 📌 1510
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Fuck that guy... but at least we got some great phrases out of him (sort of).

You'll find my nuts require extra attention this morning indeed.

13.01.2026 20:24 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You had me at Gramsci 🥰

13.01.2026 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good man.

11.01.2026 11:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I was the commander in chief of the Imperial hegemon I would simply not dismantle the network of military and diplomatic alliances, favourable trade deals, and broad cultural paramountcy that had made my nation the most wealthy and powerful the world has ever seen.

11.01.2026 09:28 👍 5072 🔁 785 💬 119 📌 49

Hand the the hole punch, I ran out of memory.

10.01.2026 16:41 👍 579 🔁 24 💬 76 📌 4

Still in shock that it took just under 20 minutes from touching down at Heathrow to getting to the bus stop - incredible. Even better? The card reader in the bus wasn't working so it cost me a whopping £0 to get to Sutton 🥰

08.01.2026 16:49 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they're doing it for gender, imo

06.01.2026 01:57 👍 9461 🔁 1141 💬 160 📌 54

Thanks again for making it happen!

05.01.2026 13:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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that was an... interesting train ride! sadly not something I can imagine doing in 2026 :/

05.01.2026 02:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My most minor celebrity interaction? I rang up a purchase for John Searle while I was working at the UC Berkeley student union bookstore - and he commented on my GRE test results. Hugely amusing at the time.

29.12.2025 23:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0