the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
lmao
This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.
In England, children join together in song to serenade lovers. In return, they receive sweet treats. Alishia Abodunde / Getty Images There’s a variety of ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day in England, but one of the more popular ways is to be regaled by the sweet sound of children singing. In turn, little crooners get candy, fruit or money. Some might even trade Valentine buns — also known as “plum shuttles” — baked with raisins, plums or caraway seeds to commemorate a bountiful harvest.
i was looking up valentine's traditions around the world for a writing thing and was slightly skeptical of whether the article was accurate and then hit the England section
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy
I will destroy her
The Biting Pear of Salamanca, a large pear bisected with a mouth, sporting an impressive set of chompers. The pear is on a grassy hill, with a river winding its way through the background. A tiny critter sits a few feet away with a camera on a tripod, preparing to take a picture.
@tkingfisher.com Happy 20th Anniversary to the Biting Pear!
Jason Statham in a neat white shirt looking serious as he rides a tiny yellow toy train around a track in some sort of fairground or theme park
I don't know why I have this photo on my phone but I'm glad I do
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
A picture of an adorable calico cat with the words "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, and a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
Screenshot of a YouTube post from "iteachvader" saying "OK SO MY MOTHER DECIDED TO VACUUM-SEAL OUR BREAD". There is an attached image showing the aftermath, which at this point looks more like a vacuum-sealed bag of orange sauce
Big things happening on youtube
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
I did notice you had a slight change of content
just....enjoy this
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
it goes further: Yu Suzuki had a oh-shit-the-boss-is-here button installed on his devkits that'd corrupt the screen and make the game look visibly "unfinished", in order to keep his boss from trying to force the game out the door ASAP shmuplations.com/afterburner/
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
A street sign in Upton, England reading "Play Area and Cholera Burial Ground"
Never change, England
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* advice on porting games from PC to console more generally
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Poster of Kiki's Delivery Service but Kiki has been replaced with Bouba from the Kiki/Bouba linguistics study. The text reads "Bouba's Delivery Service."
strange promotional apparatus for Irn Bru, set up on a city street. It looks a bit like a squat guillotine
I didn't think the first public guillotinings would be organised by Irn Bru but I'll take it
Anyone thinking of porting their Unity Steam game to consoles...
darbotron's porting middleware can make it substantially cheaper & faster to do it yourself rather than going to an outsource porting company (or your publisher doing it & adding it to your recoup...)
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you're gonna wanna see this
