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I aspire to write a headline a tenth as good as this someday. Also, fuck the IDF and well done Al Kapranos for taking a stand.

Taking a break to spend more time with her waffles

Mr. Kilmeade, I'm not sure if you're aware, but the 'strait' has a pretty significant bow in it, and the average fully-loaded oil tanker has a top speed of around 15 knots.

And Khorramshahr ballistic missiles are a lot faster than that.

Like WAY faster.

Isaac Chotiner would never know a day's peace if you dropped him in the city centre of Ravnica.

I didn't know this writer bingo square existed, but I can now cross off "had something I wrote turned into a Chotiner joke" and that's pretty sick 🔥⚡️

Nah, he doesn't remotely care about keeping "one half from killing the other half"

Can he appeal the decision? My understanding is The Court of International Trade exists apart from the rest of the American Judiciary.

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Bad case of Spaceballs Helmet Hair

The Smiler assassinated his own wife for a two point bump in the polls.

God it sucks that he sucks so much because I think everybody should read Transmetropolitan

Ball is life.

If society is too weak to bear my coffee-flavoured milkshake, then perhaps society OUGHT to fall.

The cops threw DYNAMITE out of planes.

I too need more lawyers, guns and money.

My understanding is LC-Theta can fabricate them in any size and style you like.

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🧠: "This doesn't read as being pro-trans-rights, Gav; in fact, it kind of seems like you're leaving a wedge in the door to revisit this issue after you've been elected."

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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Immigration levels in Alberta are decreasing as Smith pushes referendum questions Alberta's immigration levels have been decreasing since the 2023 peak and experts are questioning why a referendum is being called.

"Danielle Smith is claiming immigration is putting a large strain on provincially funded social services, despite the numbers dropping."

Facts matter.
Just not to Smith or the UCP.

edmontonjournal.com/news/politic...

Good point, thank you. (Not that I'd imagine Graham cares much about the difference himself)

It's really funny to me just how many right-wing grifters were talking MAD shit about how ready they were to storm the beaches in Greenland, but now when there's an actual war they might actually die in, it's suddenly crickets. Are they signing up? Of course they're fucking not.

Gavin Newsom confirms he's only going to give the fascists an inch on trans rights, presumes they won't then demand a mile