Casey Valentine

Previously referenced abs:

Like, it hurts to wear a beanie?? Because of the way it rubs my hair backwards??

What is this bullshit, body!?

#sensitive #asd

I think my body tenses up all the time to protect me from… whatever.

Turns out, being locked in a perma-crunch gives you fantastic abs, but also takes a lot of energy!

No energy = unprotected = hyper-sensitive

Everything’s so sensitive right now.

I feel like an open wound.

Was lucky enough to attend a knife play class with the Taillor Group while in NYC.

Turns out, I severely underestimated how sexy knives are 🔪 🥵

#knifeplay #knives #kinkunlock #newkink

And here I was having such a nice time listening to my hotel neighbors fucking…

Yep. It’s officially time to retreat and take a rest— just swallowed my suppository.

Don’t worry, don’t worry, I DID call poison control and am currently diluting it with emergency oat meal.

Goddammit. I need a keeper 🤦

#adhd #tired

Day has gone back to 👎!!

I didn’t read the directions on the Nair bottle and now my legs look like I was strapped to the top of an ant hill 😭

This is NOT the level of polish I strive for, dammit!

#nair #chemical #burn

It’s remarkable how fast you can go from:

👎 Freaking out over your sprawling and convoluted porn file-tree

to

👍 Picnicking with the birds amongst *actual* trees and feeling remarkably OK.

Korean body scrub got me like

#selfcare

…Guys I’m so fucking sore from my rope con 😭

Feeling the need to make the time to lose the time.

Too bad I’m running on the New York minute until Saturday.

#NYC

Pokémon font with the phrase “get bitches, make money”

Can’t wait for the new pokemon game

*compersation* (n): Two or more people actively exchanging compersion.

“We had the best compersation in the dungeon at Tethered Together; I can’t wait to comperse with them again!”

I would like to propose a few new words to the #poly community:

*comperse* (v): To express/feel compersion.

“I compersed so hard watching how much fun you were having doing acro Shibari with your primary!”

This is also the first time I’ve been offered cheesecake for breakfast. I mean, it no different than a danish… right?

Please tell me it’s Ok to eat this cheesecake for breakfast.

Oooh, the salmon is goooooood! 😋

After a long day of travel, I’m enjoying a sushi roll at a certified Kosher restaurant named Ricotta prepared by a Spanish-speaking kitchen.

When they said “cultural melting pot,” they weren’t kidding!

🍣 ✡️🇮🇹

tetheredtogether.net

Eyeing the weather reports and crossing my fingers the weather behaves on Thursday… excited to see all my ropey friends at Tethered Together!

#shibari #kinkynerd

Back in time for the snow!

#chicago

I love it when you take your focus meds and you end up spending 2 hours hyper fixated on finding the PERFECT mermaid leggings for your upcoming rope conference…

…instead of writing the two emails you’re supposed to be using that time for. -_-

Yeah those sensual non-nudes were definitely staining the souls of good Christian children.

I’m proud to announce I’ve reached a content creator milestone:

My first Instagram has been deleted!

Oh, Meta, how we love/hate you. Actually… mostly hate.

#bigbrother #puritanical

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ME!

Take better care of us next year, yeah?

Sending you, dear reader, your perfect gourmet hug this Valentine’s Day 🥰

This is ME time baby 😝

One of my friends sent me the Autistic Barbie and now she greets me ironically every time I go into my closet.

#autism #asd #aac #neurodivergentrepresentation

Most of the time, who and what I want to be is #naked.

#estim