Leatherboy Carl

I can't decide which I like more. You naked or you in briefs. Either way you drive me crazy.

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for Gooner in an Uber!

*melts*

I need to dance with you

Here on bsky

I KNOW I've seen that before.

While we do need to hold people accountable, accountability should never look like an angry mob.

I like you comfortable 😍

cuddles? 👉👈🥺

Yes but not with polish...

Don't you know the rules? ALL cocks are fat on FCF!

I'd marry him

It's awfully pale... Maybe needs some sun?

It's a lot of work. That's the real reason why I don't do it. I'd just go "eh, don't feel like it"

No, this is the right amount of fun!

Start an only fans, then create social media accounts on the platforms that let "spicy creators" post links and post nonstop.

Probably because you don't post too many thirst traps or engagement bait. Getting thousands of likes is a matter of marketting. Gotta sell yourself as the product by focusing on what drives engagement. Tummy Tuesday and FCF are probably the easiest way to start.

It's better for having you on it

My kink hot take that'll get me cancelled? Deodorant and cologne are OK and smell nice.

Wish I could wake up to that view! 😍

A butt hole was designed to eliminate waste and nothing else. That's biology. I argue with biology all the time on this matter.

Trans Easter bunny confirmed! 🏳️‍⚧️

Egg? That bunny must be rich.

Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.

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I'd be too eager to be on my back

how about some?

gorgeous!

*raises hand* OH! ME! PICK ME!!!

Damn, wish it was me

woof!