Emma Wakelin

Who is attending an awakening party for the Superb Owl this evening?

Do not forget your buffalo chicken dip.

One of the biggest reasons I am sure I could beat a baby or toddler in a fight is because they lack kneecaps.
If you want to beat the champ kids, go get yourselves some caps!

There is a radio DJ in Chicago who does a yearly purge of her inbox where she shares her most unhinged DMs.

The list of names is long this year.
Is it longer than last year? Five years ago?
I can't remember, in days of constant grief & anger, the fog that obscures memory grows thicker.
But the list of names seem longer this year.
I pray my name doesn't make the next list longer.

#TransDayofRemembrance

Apparently Chi Chi’s went out of business 20 years ago and I’m just noticing now.

Three, not theee

I think if I were to mentor or teach theee important lessons to a new campaign manager it would be:

1. hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
2. get it hot like Papa John
3. make a bitch go on and on

Make every campaign a femininomenon.

Well folks, I’m back to BlueSky after a year or so.
Anything happen while I was gone?

I want to refrigerate you.

Hey man, get a grip. I ain't gonna hug you. That edge is like 6 feet away. That's a far way down.

At all grocery stores in Toronto, after you pay, you are forced to give you 1/3 of the contents of your cart to Ukraine and an other 1/3 to a drag queen reading in a library.

The only things I want to do for the west of this week is play some BG3, live beside the ocean, leave the fire behind and swim out past the breakers and watch the world die.

Imagine being offended by pronouns. That is so 2022.
Try being offended by nouns. People, places, and things. That is timeless and classic.

I'll say this on the Lecce stuff, if you call yourself an ally & you were happy to attend Pride & wrap yourself in the rainbow flag, speak up. Now.

Your queer friends are not an accessory you can flaunt when you want to feel progressive or cool.

Fight for us now, don't mourn us later.

I sprained my ankle putting on a sock.

It was the only thing clean in his closet on the Tardis

*our

I think it's are municipal past time!
It looks like good pizza, don't get me wrong. But line up for 45 minutes good? No way.

No one: "I want a good, but not great pizza that is overpriced and overhyped and requires a 45 minute wait in line to order it."

Toronto: "Badialis!"

"Gordon" remains one of the best Canadian albums of all time. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Do you ever think you are on the path to Kamata in spring, but instead you are really Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp?

Nope. I'm good, thanks. Took care of that 3 years ago.

I'm so tired of chasing things.
I'm going to just sit over here.
At a certain age, you stop chasing friendships and places to belong.

Hard to see anything when you are in jail for sex trafficking girls.

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with Pee Wee Herman. I watched his show every Saturday and watched his movie a hundred times.
He was an odd ball who didn't quite fit in the norm, and that was deeply meaningful for a queer, odd ball child.
Thanks, Paul, for being there for me when I was growing up.

Are you saying you are not one of the cool skeeters?

It's been a staple since childhood for me. In fact, when I learned there was a slight difference between US and Canadian KD, I have started stocking my pantry with both.

Are you even a former staffer if you hear the words "cabinet shuffle" and don't panic a little and immediately check how much money is in your bank account?