Does anyone actually want me to vote for them? Most parties are busy telling me how much they dislike me and how they plan to trash all my values

The brockwell park story seems designed to annoy me specifically

Today I learned that LinkedIn has reels like TikTok and this is A) conceptually wild and B) actually wild to scroll through

History podcasts really are like:

"And with the Belgian colonisation of the Congo, the horrors for the local people truly started...

And if you support our Patreon you can listen to that episode right now!"

Also any fermented foods, salt or water

👏 Your 👏 diet 👏 isn't 👏 plant-based 👏 if 👏 you 👏 eat 👏 mushrooms 👏

Do you think I could bribe whoever is guarding the Pokémon centre door?

Trying to get Pokémon centre pop up tickets giving me glasto flashbacks

Time for a 4-year long news detox

I didn't have any interesting thoughts today

Imagine if yesterday you were going to lose your job because something called gilt yields were too high but today you're okay because the price of hotels and tobacco has gone down

Lowest moment of the year was trying to pay with Amex at the Buddhist centre