It may not be a ground-breaking burger, but it's *my* burger. Need to keep that in mind. But anxiety gets the better. (Hopefully bsky posts this the way I hope it will)
11.03.2026 14:43
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My fear is that it will be "God! Not another fucking burger. Thomas Keller already perfected that decades ago, you're wasting your time, and..." *suspicious squints* "Is that... Foam?!?" *pokes with fork*
11.03.2026 14:43
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Food metaphors applied to writing: I'm making a burger. There are a lot of this type of burgers out there (especially in furry spaces). My hope is that the reaction is "I like what you did with the play on an aioli, the greens are lovely".
11.03.2026 14:43
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I love this mascot. You just asked him if that's covered by your policy and he's like "Idk! What's a policy? Lol"
11.03.2026 12:47
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The Midnight - Los Angeles
YouTube video by NeonAether
"Maybe this is just a dream
And maybe we're still asleep
But I, I will miss you when I'm gone"
youtu.be/z_b4tucWzSw?...
11.03.2026 13:28
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I suspect it's an Apple thing. I like my Steel Series, but it comes with the caveat that 1) It's pricey and 2) it does not play with my iPhone *at all*.
Sounds great, tho.
11.03.2026 13:21
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Apple.
11.03.2026 13:20
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I think I’m a clone now.
11.03.2026 12:12
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Power Couple
11.03.2026 00:48
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He still insists “bone” is a number.
11.03.2026 01:24
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I feel called out.
11.03.2026 01:19
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Anything. I just get “Not that kind of doctor, Fox!”
11.03.2026 01:07
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Not that kind of doctor I already tried to get him to write me a prescription.
11.03.2026 00:59
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I mean I don’t know I’m not a doctor.
11.03.2026 00:56
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My eyes are already bad enough without having to stick my fingers in them.
11.03.2026 00:55
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I’m pretty sure there are a few things you’re not supposed to use but I don’t know what they are.
11.03.2026 00:54
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Polishing:
10.03.2026 19:48
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The Midnight - 'Neon Medusa' (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Midnight
"Don't fall in love with the man on stage
I'll be on in a minute, then I'll sweep you away
Don't fall for the monsters in this maze
But I could love you forever if you'd meet my gaze"
youtu.be/cdtJyQOAkxs?...
10.03.2026 17:15
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What if Arizona was in our kitchen all along?
10.03.2026 13:18
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There’s a game: Ween album title, disastrously bad Master Chef dish, or both?
10.03.2026 11:47
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🥀
09.03.2026 15:48
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That’s where Bigfoot lives.
10.03.2026 10:29
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I haven’t had Taco Baco in a minute.
10.03.2026 01:46
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10.03.2026 01:44
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I may remember them being funnier than they actually are I was twelve.
10.03.2026 00:17
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Strawberry and ground beef.
09.03.2026 23:24
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The og series was more about the music videos and when they made them available on streaming they took all those out. So you’re not really seeing the whole show.
09.03.2026 23:23
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"True and everlasting didn't last that long."
09.03.2026 19:28
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"Do you remember when 21 years was old?"
09.03.2026 19:03
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I should be working.
I want to be writing.
I am watching this compilation of bad Master Chef dishes.
"It's Master Chef, not Master Bate!"
09.03.2026 14:37
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