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Unassuming Local Guy

@bionicslingshot

Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.

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It was certainly an unusual end to an exhausting 24 hours of travel! πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you!! I just got home… first priority was laying on the floor with the cats. Now β€” I must shower πŸ₯΄πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜…πŸ‘ΆπŸΌβœ¨

07.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not wrong! πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IT IS, I’m gonna be all messed up hahaha

07.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lolllll yessss

07.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, sailor!

07.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL YES. I’m at a friend’s semi-formal dance. 🀣

07.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww thank youuuu πŸ₯°

07.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely just sang β€œDon’t Know Much” by Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville with my Uber driver.

I was Linda.

07.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

07.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(And in this case, the decade was β€œThe 90s” and that’s not a fun filter it was just, like… film.)

07.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you πŸ₯°πŸ˜Œ

07.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

APPARENTLY NOT

07.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you, in another decade

(Did somebody say twink era?)

07.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 12

*taking notes*

Has… always… been… a dreamboat…

*underlining furiously, drawing multiple hearts*

07.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a penguin is laying in a hospital bed with a hose coming out of its mouth . ALT: a penguin is laying in a hospital bed with a hose coming out of its mouth .

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ iced coffee makes first thing in the morning makes my stomach a little unsettled

07.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

For real!! At least I’m traveling for work, so that hotel room I slept in for 3 hours was paid for by my company πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When tis weather-related they give you shiiiittttttttttt πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhh oh oh, haha

07.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ehhhhhh nah, I live 6+ hours from Atlanta by car πŸ˜… And after already traveling like 9 hours to get THIS far, I was exhausted.

07.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently waiting the necessary ~90 minutes for this Dunkin’ Donuts coffee to cool down from a temperature of β€œsurface of a white dwarf star” to one that is vaguely drinkable.

07.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is quite helpful thank you 😌

07.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a fan! πŸ₯΄πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well after the diversion to Greenville, I quite thoroughly missed my connection home from Atlanta and got rebooked on another flight that boards at 6:35 AM… so after getting about 2.5 hours of sleep at a Hampton Inn by the airport, I’m headed back to try to get home this morning. πŸ₯΄

07.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I would commit multiple felonies to have the bedroom in that last photo.

07.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We heard there were 70MPH winds and hail at the airport!

07.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness, I am so, so sorry.

07.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like it!

07.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All set! πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0