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Melissa

@flnative

πŸ—‘οΈthis gov / πŸ§‘πŸ’™πŸŠ / NWS aficionado / SW & ST fan / πŸ¦‹Glad to be here! 🫘 Blue dot in a Blue county in a red state. No DMs, please 😎

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Wow. Nothing like publishing a death notice to an entire populace.

07.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A favorite book from my youth…”Oh, Wilbur…”

06.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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> @benstiller.redhour.com

06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 10248 πŸ” 2150 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 81
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🎯🎯

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 23379 πŸ” 8477 πŸ’¬ 781 πŸ“Œ 332
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This little Florida Mockingbird is quite talkative! Perched in the bush yesterday, high wire today 😊

06.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He gives plumbers a bad name.

06.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like an old Datsun.

05.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And talks over the questioner with zero regard to the factuality of her response.

05.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very normal.

05.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or both.

04.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rriigghhtt. Now tell us how gas skyrocketing by 40Β’/gallon this week (in my area) is a positive byproduct of this war.

04.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slay!

04.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s a class act.

04.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this!

04.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My goodness, he is stupid. He gives plumbers a bad rep.

04.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is nuts!

04.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minnesota is mourning the loss of Sergeant First Class Nicole M. Amor of White Bear Lake who was killed in Kuwait on Sunday.

She answered the call to serve and gave her life in service to our state and nation. Minnesotans are wrapping our arms around her loved ones.

04.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 17402 πŸ” 3591 πŸ’¬ 656 πŸ“Œ 188

πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

03.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Raise your hand if you agree Kristi Noem must RESIGN. βœ‹

03.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 7381 πŸ” 1051 πŸ’¬ 1147 πŸ“Œ 191

If it’s syphilis, that would also be another factor in the mental decline. Wasn’t it gangster Al Capone’s ultimate COD?

03.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are all of these (supposedly) well-educated people so fcking stupid?

03.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

03.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 6379 πŸ” 1918 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 64

Welp, there goes another person I’ll be ignoring.

01.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 8819 πŸ” 2623 πŸ’¬ 267 πŸ“Œ 103

🀣🀣🀣

01.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Miss Graham would likely not survive a trip to Iran.

01.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s super-duper secure SCIF with soft banquet-hall curtains, open air top, unsecured electronic devices, and roving guests located next to the bathroom where the classified documents are stored?

01.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 5122 πŸ” 1499 πŸ’¬ 383 πŸ“Œ 96

He won’t be able to find it 🀣

28.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another POS from my beloved state.

28.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0