christina

Girl stand up

Susie wiles rn

I think we will be shifted back into the correct timeline if we allow Corey Perry to win one more cup. As much as it pains me to say this I believe it’s true

My otaku ass thought this was Joseph joestar in stardust crusaders

Hold all my calls

Not really sure how we’re going to put the toothpaste back into the tube of just shrugging when they get a court order they don’t feel like complying with

They saw the nonfarm Feb payroll numbers

I wish there was a less schizo way to say that

I can tell my phone is trying to get worse on purpose so I’ll upgrade it

SaaS… software as a sin

walking right up to a random guy at work you've only talked to in passing before and saying, "i've figured you out."

My otaku ass thought this was the scout regiment insignia from attack on titan

I wish there was a real ass left wing echo chamber I could post in. I’d never leave

Okay season 2 was bad but episode 14 where coach throws drunk Saracen in the shower and Saracen starts crying that everyone leaves him is one of the best scenes in the whole show and nearly redeems the season

I was obsessed with the show wife swap in middle school and applied my family to be on it and they ended up calling my dad to talk about casting us and I was grounded for 2 months

Oh lfg

I need another 3 paycheck month. Every month should be one of those

Me demanding a colonoscopy at 27 and they found a bunch of polyps in there

The photographer: yeah man that’s perfect. No you don’t look like an annoying doofus at all

Some really good bait from the WSJ this evening

i think of this tweet so often lol

Zero is saying, "Killing isn't work. It's like takin' a piss–it comes naturally."

Drakengard 3 (PS3, 2013)

I wish I had kept my shirt

Post 9/11 rural America got crazy

See? You! At the pole!

Did any of yall also have an event in middle and high school called See You At The Pole where everyone would get to school early and pray around the American flag

Nose updates: sometimes I startle myself because I can now breathe so well out of my nose that it ripples the paper when I’m reading

In this house we worship Dan

If yoh want to seem some real ass brutal strategy gameplay I can’t recommend it enough. It’s incredible, start with season 10